an alleged doughnut of miniscule dimensions allegedly found at local fairs and festivals. absolutely no proof is available to confirm their existence. often believed to be completely made up.
man... jodie was trying to get me to get all hyped up about her "mini doughnuts" but conveniently for her the fair was shut down for the season.
by nottheprecious April 18, 2005
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One who is such a huge douchebag the atmosphere of earth can not contain them and they probe the outer reaches of the douche-galaxy
One who is such a huge douchebag the atmosphere of earth can not contain them and they probe the outer reaches of the douche-galaxy
"Ted was being a douchenaut at the party last night when he pulled his dick out."
"Look at that douchenaut playing hacky-sack."
"Look at that douchenaut playing hacky-sack."
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Meaning to start work, from the Dunkin Doughnuts commercials where the man who makes the doughnuts would state "time to make the doughnuts" when leving home for work to "make the doughnuts"
Just before the 5 O'Clock news team went on air the stage manger states "Time to make the doughnuts" to let everyone know they are about to broadcst
by Mike Sheppard September 10, 2005
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by ashwan January 28, 2008
Get the douchemus prime mug.A Comparison of something with worth to something without. Originated in ages past when doughnuts were extremely cheap. Chiefly used as a comparison for odds purposes as in the example.
Party A Betting "100 dollars to doughnuts" against Party B would pay a winning party B 100 Dollars, versus 100 doughnuts (vastly cheaper than one hundred dollars) paid to a winning Party A.
by Rshinravii May 29, 2007
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