Douchebagery

The actual act, or actions of what could be considered you being a douchebag. Mostly identified with men with small man's syndrome, small penis syndrome, steroid use, Ed Hardy t-shirts, Affliction clothing, or Tap Out t-shirts.

"Hey Bob, you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt going to every girl in the bar and hitting on them?"

Bob: "Yeah, i can't believe some girls actualy fall for that guy and all his douchebagery"

by Master Deluxe February 4, 2010

ultimate douchebaggery

adj: when someone does something so out of line and so offensive, it surpasses the definition of plain ol' douchebaggery.

see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd

Amy: holy shit, did that really just happen??!! again?!

Ashley: WTF!

Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!

by ae123456 September 14, 2009

douchebagery

The act or practice of being a douche bag

Being up to his usual douchebagery, old Bill called his wife to pick him up from the poker game early.

by Dawson27 September 11, 2007

douchebaggery

Performing multiple acts (more than two) that would qualify one as a douchebag.

Wow, that was quite a display of douchebaggery last night by Mortimer, wasn't it?

by ak67 January 20, 2009

Trifecta of Douchebaggery

Is when a person owns all of these items: iPhone, Apple computer and a Volkswagen.

Someone may own 2 of the 3 and still be a half way decent person, but anyone who completes the Trifecta is at their core a douche bag.

People who own all three have completed the Trifecta of Douchebaggery and while in possession of all 3 items will forever be a total douche.

by joshuascreename June 26, 2010

Douchebadgery

n., the sense of entitlement displayed by hordes of blowhard tourists sporting badges (vs. just wristbands or single event tickets) during the South by Southwest music/film/interactive festival (SXSW) in Austin, TX each March.

(says a local): "I have no intention of going downtown tonight and subjecting myself to all that douchebadgery."

by Debmocracy March 12, 2010

Douchefaggery

The actions or qualities that makes one a douchefag

I tired of your constant douchefaggery!

by Pistolpete9 January 21, 2009