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douchebagery

When one person says he likes someone so he can get some from her for that night.
Trevin comited douchebagery last night again
by josh54457 May 19, 2006
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douchegasm

To excrete vaginal fluid out of the anus, usually after saying something witty and "douchey". There are many variations of this.
Math Teacher: "As you can see, my younglings, the answer is clearly the square root of 37! Or is it!? Muahahahaha!"
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."
by David October 11, 2005
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doucheeater

a person who is being such a douche they need to be fed douches and douches need to be shoved down their throats.
you are being a doucheeater right now!
by bearjewib July 14, 2010
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Douchecati

Slang term for a Ducati brand motorcycle when it is ridden by someone who is inept, elitist, over-confident, or just using their wealth to show off. The rider (the douche) feels they are above riding any other more affordable (and more reliable) make of motorcycle.
"Did you see that rich prick on the brand new Douchecati? What a poser..."
by justamechanic May 7, 2013
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Doucheboater

The act of being a douche while in public
for ex. Tom and Matt are at the bar and two girls walk up

Tom: hey sexy bitches how bout a drink for you two??
Matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
Tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.

A made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut butter.
Douche boater, asshat, douche conoe, douche, fucking fucker, pussy blocker, cunt, dickhead, fuckhead, assclown, doucheboater
by Mac daddy de March 13, 2010
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Douchecake

An insult used to describe an idiot who smells like a used douche and a rotten cake. Put those together and you have a douchecake.
That jeffery kid in my french class with the flouride deficiency is a bigger douchecake than the caveman in my science class
by Asks 1 December 28, 2005
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Douchebagery

The act of being somewhat similar to Ryan Seacrest.
OMG, you're douchebagery makes me wonder if you have any REAL talent or God just sent you to be a big ass pussy on live television.
by Naomi N. Debuut July 4, 2007
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