douchepad

Being one of the first iPad purchasers and carrying it around in public to show off.

Greg is such a douchepad. He carries that Apple tablet with him everywhere he goes.

by bonz9026 January 27, 2010

douchefaggery

To engage in douchefaggery is to do something both douchey and gay.

College football? What douchefaggery!

Idiots who don't drink hot kool aid engage in serious douchefaggery. I MADE THIS FOR YOU!

by gravityrides January 11, 2011

douchewad

somebody who you think is completly retarded and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about. And whose stupidity can only be matched by how ugly they are!!

Uninhibitedly idiotic enough to completely alter the gravitational pull of the earth!!

Kaitlyn Southward,

"Kaitlyn you are being a complete and utter douchewad!! Stop talking."

by TalorVaugh&&Samothy December 23, 2006

Douchebachery

An action that only a very large douchebag would perform.

Jessie, I'm so tired fo your douchebachery!

by Brivan December 9, 2008

Sir Douchealot

If there was a Land of Douche, King Douche would dub his number one doucher "Sir Douchealot". A complete, utter, and absolute ass hat, fuck ass, and fagol. A doucheopotamus.

"Bro, out of all the people at that bar, Larry should definitely be dubbed Sir Douchealot."

"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."

by elcaballo23 December 22, 2008

Douchefag

A person who is a huge jerk and is homosexual at the same time.

Justin: Hey man will you stop flirting with my girlfriend?
Dante: No fucker, it doesn't even mean anything because she knows I'm with Kyle..
Scott: Wow Dante, you are a douchefag!

by Chris.T. January 10, 2009

douchebackwash

The highest form of a douche you can get. You have the first stage which is a douchebag, the second stage which is a douchenozzle (slightly more annoying than a douchebag because the nozzle is actually inserted into the vagina), then you have the douchebackwash which is the highest form of a douchebag that you can get/be...because the backwash is the dirty drainage that drips out of the vagina to clean it, thus worse than the bag or nozzle. Used to describe a super super super douchebag.

That guy jus got his car totally tricked out on "Pimp My Ride" then a week later he gets in a wreck an totally demolishes it. He's ok an everything but he's gotta feel like such a douchebackwash for destroyin that slick ass ride"

by ejaynhtown86 August 17, 2010