Douchecunt

A guy who is narcississtic, cocky, immature, and very very good at playing mind games. He's extremely attractive, most likely has a sexy accent and uses this to his advantage. Makes you think he's different from other guys, and what people say about him by playing the "difference of culture" card, but he's not. He's just better at playing the game. He is not like typical players. He understands women, knows why they do the things they do, and takes advantage. Acts mature, and will most likely call you out on overreacting to something, making you feel like an idiot. The douchecunt is a very rare species of asshole, that seldomly occurs, but when he does... be prepared to get FUCKED OVER

Girl: Hey we should hang out soon :)
Guy: yeah for sure. Lets hang out friday :)
Girl: Alright!

*girl recieves mass message from guy*
"hey everyone I'm djing on friday, come check it out!"

Girl: wow... what a douchecunt.

by MSHEPS October 16, 2010

douchebumps

The tingly, nauseated physical sensation you experience in the presence of a douchebag or an act of douchebaggery.

I ran into Dylan at the bar, which was totally lame. After how he treated Madison, just the sound of his voice is enough to give me douchebumps.

by disgruntledgoat April 27, 2007

Doucheburg

The post art school dormitory, hipster parade, fuschia loving neighborhood in Brooklyn, New York that was formerly known as Williamsburg.

I saw your stupid ex-boyfriend in Union Square today rocking stretch jeans, sporting a faux-hawk, and not talking to his tiny Asian girlfriend but he was listening to the Arcade Fire so loud on his ipod i guess he didn't notice me. He rolled down and hopped the L home to Doucheburg and prolly The Royal Oak for the birthday party du jour.

by Chevron Lucite December 4, 2005

douchecammode

A douche bag/douche that is so full of shit, they are just like a cammode... they are an uber douche of all douches....

OMG Steve is such a douchecammode, he is always messing with people and talking shit.

by Udiealot81 September 3, 2014

douchecanoe

Douchecanoe (n) -

1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.

2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.

1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."

2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."

by Nuanda03 August 29, 2012

douchecapacitor

A person who stores up grudges and occasionally discharges them with a vengeance, much as a capacitor stores an electrical charge. Coined, as far as Google knows, on July 17, 2012 by Zandar

You have to watch it when he seems mellow and taking it in stride. He's a douchecapacitor, and one day, he'll zap you.

by Mr. Edwina July 20, 2012

douchebulb

The apparatus that injects water into a rectum, for the purpose of cleansing; preparation for anal sex. Much douchier than a douchebag.

So, my boss... this fuckin guy... what a douchebulb. Seriously *does not* have a clue.

by gravyball December 14, 2010