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Douchbeard

A pencil-thin beard.
Hey, that guys pencil thin douchbeard goes great with his pork-pie hat.
by Mitchell_L May 28, 2009
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Douchetard

Douchetard is a combination of douchebag and retard.

It works on so many levels because, when you are speaking to someone who is both a douchebag and a retard, you certainly don't want to lose any more time than you have to.

As an added bonus for montrealers, douchetard is close enough to Couchetard that you'll say it without even noticing.
Derek: Omg, did you see Demi Lovato's new hair?

Alice: Derek, you're such a fucking douchetard.
by popcycles June 21, 2010
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douche beard

The pencil-thin mini-beard worn exclusively by douche bags. Commonly identified by an overly symmetrical, millimeter-thin stripe of facial hair on a guy in an Ed Hardy shirt.

Examples include Ali G, that douchey guy from The Backstreet Boys, and guys who purse their lips for photos. See also "Jersey Shore."

Often accompanied by excessive Drakkar Noir cologne, Overuse of Axe body spray, blingy diamond earrings, and those shaved-in hair stripes, like MC Hammer or Bobby Brown.
"A guy sporting a douche beard totally wears bikini briefs."

"Never trust a man who wears a douche beard."
by Go-Dog-Go April 1, 2010
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Doucheberg

A doucheberg is a guy (or sometimes girl) who seems like an awesome, thoughtful, sensitive person on the surface, but underneath they're a ginormous, iceberg-sized douchebag. You usually don't find out until it's too late.

A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.
Girl 1: I went out with Paul last night, what a gentlemen! I think I'll got out with him again.

Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.
by HarleyQuinnFTW August 5, 2012
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Douchetard

Contraction. A complete moron who does things that make them out to be more than a douchebag or a retard.
A. "Man, I can't believe he sent you the wrong text message, and it was soooo awful"
B. "I can believe it. He is a douchetard".
by theguruofawesome September 26, 2010
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Douche Beard

A full beard and sideburns with a mustache that may or may not be trimmed that is worn my a man with a bald head.
by Bigs73 June 27, 2014
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Douche Beard

A douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

A fat douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

The beard is dirty. It will usually contain some food particles or maybe even insects.

Picture a douche bag with a dirty Abe Lincoln style facial hair.
Rick: Look at that guys douche beard
Tom: Its nasty dude, I saw him eat a bean from it
by my_cack November 2, 2009
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