Douchebooty

Something you call your friends when you can’t think of a good comeback to an insult that hit very close to home.

Guy 1: You are incredibly lonely.
Guy 2: You’re a douchebooty.

by Jim McStrangefacw November 15, 2018

douchearama

A gathering of complete douchebags (more than 3) mainly to extoll the virtues of common douche baggery to a much intensified level.

I am not going to the homecoming dance because it turns in to a douchearama!

by flarp jack October 20, 2014

doucheapotamus

Noun: a person who is such a douche that thier dochebaggery can only be surpassed by that of the douchewhale. See also Ashton

"god Max is such a doucheapotamus when asked an A or B question he answers with C."

by sven Goodfield April 16, 2009

doucheano

a synonym for douche or douchebag

hey man dont pull a doucheano

what a doucheano

by annonmous3 January 19, 2010

doucheroller

A person who plays an MMORPG and rolls on loot that doesn't apply to them, sometimes taking the item from someone who could make much better use of it.

Couger rolls need: 78
RTard rolls need: 82
Couger: RTard is a warlock and he just rolled on my priest headpiece and won!
Joefich: Oh man, what a doucheroller.
Carcan: Little busy here.

by Couger January 31, 2008

doucharosity

a glorious and complete acheviement of ignorance

being very rude and inconciderate"he must have doucharosity in his family."

by bigceeps April 3, 2009

douchebro

1.a friend, or someone being given the benefit of the doubt on otherwise being a decent human being, who is currently acting as if they were a douche bag.

2. the asshole that you still hang out with, but you're never sure why.

1. Man, I can usually get a long with (insert name here), and I know you and him are tight and all, but the shitting on my couch after drinking all my vodka last night - on a scale from one to douchebro he's a solid douchebro.

2.

by (Idb) In Defense of Brodom February 21, 2011