doucherific

an act or acts that defines one as a douchebag for life can be described as doucherific. If there are three acts, it can be said to be a doucherific trifecta. Phrase coined by writer Pete Kotz.

Ballenger was charged with battery and sexual battery. He apparently didn't learn from the beatdown, since he was further charged with assaulting an officer, threatening an officer, and threatening an officer's family, a doucherific trifecta.

by Kelly-TBCRI February 6, 2010

Doucheresting

Arousing curiosity or interest; holding or catching the attention: "an interesting debate" ----- Stemming from a douchebag

Ryan Seacrest: So I went to the mall the other day and they had that watch I've been wanting.

Mac: Wow, that is very doucheresting...Please go on

by Yakimaballer December 27, 2011

Douche Doucher

One who is so dirty that he has to douche the douche.

fuck you, you Douche Doucher

by Blizzy10 October 9, 2008

douce bag

misspelling for douche bag commonly used by actual douchebags

all over this page, these fucking douche bags think that douche bag is spelled douce bag

by person who is smarter than you March 27, 2011

deucer

one who drops deuces

You are such a deucer! It smells in here

by racoon noise johnson December 1, 2010

Doucher

One of those vape things faggots puff on

This coomer was puffing on his doucher so I rocked his faggot ass

by AlecTheWhissMan March 8, 2020

Doucher McCuntmuffin

Noun- someone who is disliked/ a high school teacher who speaks to students as though they are in primary school/ one unwilling to accept the aging process

Mrs X, our Chem teacher, described precipitates to the class as "when something swirly forms." She is such a Doucher McCuntmuffin.

by LYTLE2 December 13, 2009