Dorlyn

A name given to a foxy lady who tends to get all the boys. She normally has a very low tolerance and can usually have one drink before passing out. Great in the sack.

What did she have to drink?? Oh don't worry about her, she's just a Dorlyn.
Man 1: What happened to me last night, man?

Man 2: Oh, you met a Dorlyn last night

by Weeeee7 February 3, 2010

Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche

A common college term especially at colleges/ universities with dormitories. this term is used to describe a person who lives in the dorm or on your floor who is an ass and or douche. they can be classified as such by: singing in the shower, playing loud music, being a douche in general, playing their own acoustic guitar badly and loudly, (for men) shaving their beards and leaving long hairs in the bathroom sinks..etc.

Joe: OMG! Jerry left hair in the bathroom sink again after his shave and didn't clean it up.

Kenny: ya i know he's a Floor Douche.

Joe: i dont think theres anyone that annoying or inconsiderate in the entire dorm building he's the Dorm Douche.

Kenny: he's the Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche

by Boppity November 21, 2009

Surfing (dorms)

Code word for drinking in dorms where alcohol is not permitted. It comes from when someone uses the hand signal of the thumb and finger to resemble a drink. Therefore making the hang-ten hand gesture resembling surfing.

Dude do you wanna go surfing (dorms) (while making hand gesture) in our room later?

by Dormguy22 March 24, 2011

dorm whore

Someone who can't / never will never go to college, but hangs out in / near the dorms and fucks everyone to make friends, usually getting passed around like a pipe full of really good weed. Usually with people they meet on MySpace. Dorm whores can be male of female, but usually gay males who just came out. See also: campus cunt, slamhound, walking std

Dustin Jackson (made it up) met this guy from USF on MySpace, went back to his dorm, and now he's the nightly favorite dorm whore.

by DoMeBarebackDaniel March 25, 2009

Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam

When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.

Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."

by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

Dormpeed

A giant mass of drunken party goers that migrate after one party ends at a university residents, or when the popo show up and clear the place out.

Folks are visiting!! DORMPEED!!

by skanman April 12, 2009

Dorm Rat

A student who is anti-social, staying in their dorm all day and night, leaving only for classes.

"Who is that girl? I've never seen her before."
"That's Nancy, she lives across the hall. She's a total dorm rat."

by PaigeStaggs November 15, 2009