Dookey

A smelly substance usually coming from the butthole but could possibly be found in other place.

Used as an exclamatory statement when in shock or surprised by an event or action

That new girl Jada smells like straight Dookey

OH DOOKEY JADA JUST SPILLED FOOD ON ME!!!

by Hannahisprobspooping January 15, 2017

dookie pack

dookie rolled in the form of a blunt.
this is a signature pack that lil droptop golf cart smokes in his opp pack smoker series of songs.

"smoking dookie pack on the opps graves" - Lil Droptop Golf Cart

by ChubakaIsGay October 19, 2022

Double Dookie

1. When one is about to get off the toilet after a bowl movement, then realizes it is not over.

2. Having attended a prestigious University in the South for two degrees.

1. You would not believe the size of the crap I just took; I thought it was over...but it was a double dookie, and just kept on coming.

2. I was the only double dookie in my graduating class.

by peezdets October 31, 2011

Blast a dookie

1. To take a poo

1. Would you excuse me, I gotta blast a dookie.

by JD Christie February 25, 2004

dookie log

n. a firm, cylindrincal segment of excrement known for its significant mass

Damn my nigga! Had you seen that dookie log which Delron had not flushed?!

by Lutron Deluxe May 8, 2006

DOOKIES

Another name for Air Force One Nikes used primarily in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Man did you get those new Dookies at Foot Locker?

by Rob in the A May 11, 2006

dookie ninja

Someone who surreptitiously defecates in public by shaking the dookie out of his pant leg and letting it plop on the floor.

I was shopping at Wal-mart and saw a dookie ninja at the check out lane.

by reverend megaton August 11, 2011