dilznick

Perhaps the single stupidest slang term for "penis" to ever be uttered by anyone.

Girl: Can I sit there while we play? *points to my dilznick*

by Technogeek September 10, 2003

Doily-ness

To be like the doily in essence, culture and manner. This adjective also describes the person in question's physical attributes.

Person: Oh, that girl is full of such wonderful doily-ness

by Said Person August 31, 2007

starched doily

Ejaculate on protruding ruffled inner folds of skin of the external female genitalia (labia minora).

Her starched doily was dripping ejaculate.

by Lee Metcalfe March 21, 2007

Doitz

Doitz is a form of onomatopoeia usually used to describe the sound made when somebody is physically assaulted, however the term can also be used as an expression of approval or excitement.

Julian: Dude i just got a sick new car
Josh: DOITZ!

Julian: (punches Josh on arm) Doitz!
Josh: Lol

by Shnyjewl August 27, 2009

dilznack

the dilznack is a word similar to heezy which is used to express an exclamation of surprise or confusion.

What the Dilznack?

by reed April 20, 2004

chorttley-waffle-doilies

a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.

"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"

by Jeranimo February 27, 2008

dilznic

The Penile in the 2nd or 3rd person

Man she acts like she don't recognize... put da Dliznic on her she'll be singin an octive higher

by Mac February 7, 2003