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documents storage officer

A made up job to offer to people on benefits, needs no qualifications. The person who is offered this job is obviously very dumb, and obviously all they can do is admin work
Jon: that dumbass mike got the job as documents storage officer

Felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it but apparently had too much experience
by charleyfarley August 25, 2010
mugGet the documents storage officermug.

Captivity Document

I'm not a bachelor, dawg, I've got captivity document to prove it.
by YapMicronesia September 22, 2011
mugGet the Captivity Documentmug.

documented on main

I already described it on my social media. In the 2000s, some people, but not most people, just some people, had a daily habit of checking social media to find out what’s going on in their lives. Maybe less people do it now than used to. But I still try to document stuff on main, so it’s helpful if you can check there first, because the stuff I am documenting is so horrific that it takes most of my energy away.
It’s documented on main, Mitchell. Let’s hang out tonight, and if you’re able to read what I’ve already documented on main beforehand, we can fill in remaining holes tonight.
by Financebro91 February 16, 2021
mugGet the documented on mainmug.

Document

A person who is serious about life, they obey all the rules and expect everyone else to. They can be very judgmental and petty.
I was a few minutes late to a meeting the other day, my friend wouldn’t stop going on about how bad it was to do that... She can be such a document sometimes.
by Gee.s June 19, 2021
mugGet the Documentmug.
When you tap that little help button at the bottom of the page, you get this.
1: tap the help button to get to the Common questions and support documentation
2: you know you want to
by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023
mugGet the Common questions and support documentationmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
mugGet the In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Releasemug.

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