con div

A sick, handsome, gnarly dude who can rock many styles and is good at everything he does, he has many talents of many sorts. Con Divs typically have 5 ft schlongs as well

Dude you're such a Con Div

by Con Div January 16, 2017

div tags

general retarded behaviour resulting in other housemates hating the causer.

lizz has div tags

by jamie hollis (and lizz) June 7, 2004

Div Slut

A term used to describe the HTML tag "DIV" when it does not do what you want it to do.

Chris:"Oi Stouty! this div slut is really starting to piss me off!"
Stouty:" backslash N that shit!"
Chris: "nah man this div aint moving"
Stouty:"Your noobness astounds me"

by Divman April 13, 2011

1st Civ Div

Short for 1st Civilian Division. The absolute best unit known to any military personnel. The place where a Marine rediscovers their individuality and actual self worth. No Gunnery Sergeant Shithead or Sergeant Major Good To Go anywhere to be seen.

GySgt Shithead "HEY DEVIL I KNOW ITS GOOD MORNING GUNNERY SERGEANT!!"
Devil Dog "Go fuck yourself I'm headed to the 1st Civ Div. Shove your proper greeting up your ass Gunny shithead"

by Errrraaaahhh October 30, 2020

1st civ div

In the military, specifically the US Marines, there are different divisions that Marines are assigned to - otherwise known as a unit on a large scale - such as the first division, etc.

The 1st civ div is a term for when a Marine is discharged and "joins the first civ div" as in becoming a "civ"ilian again.

Seargent Jones' contract ended. He just rejoined the 1st civ div.

by K. Law October 23, 2007

She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me

When someone goes Puerto Rico on someone or when someone goes to Puerto Rico during sex, it means that she/he/div. licked the other person's genitals-more specifically the other's person asshole, because the person goes singing "ay ay ay (Puerto Rico)" from the excitement.

-So, how did it go last night?

-She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me.
Or
She/he/div. went to Puerto Rico on me and I was like "ay ay ay".

by ChrisJohny May 20, 2021

I don't give a div

A catchphrase used by Dave when he gets mad over someone using divs in their web design coursework or outside lectures.

Me: "Dave but I can't submit this coursework without putting a few divs in"
Dave: "I don't give a div!"

by EdgeDefinitions March 6, 2024