facebook diving

Going DEEP into someone's facebook profile and liking comments and/or posts he/she wrote eons ago.

She was just facebook diving and 'liked' a comment I wrote on this random dude's wall last year!

by RaphieIsARealNinja February 17, 2012

Brexit Dividend

An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.

Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.

by Simenski June 18, 2018

Divident

A divident happens when a company significantly cuts its dividend.

Jimmy Dimon cut JPMorgan Chase & Co. dividend 87%. Now that's a divident!

by EricTheOracle March 4, 2009

god cipher divine

5 Percenter (NGE) speak for God. A spelling of the word God using the Supreme Alphabet: (G)od OCipher (D)ivine. In 5 Percenter speak, God doesn't mean a supreme or supernatural entity but rather a mere person, embodying the pantheistic notion of a supreme god who exists in every person and thing in nature. Commonly used to refer to oneself or one's niggas.

"I'm God Cipher Divine, love my pussy refined/Guess that means clean, a FDS smell with a shine/ Word up. Respect that ho."
-Ghostface Killah aka Ghost Faced Killer or Tony Starks, Wildflower (on the Ironman album.)

by AllahShabazz May 2, 2014

divide by 2 add 7

the rule by which men can only date girls who are older than their age once its been halved and had 7 added to it

im into this chick but shes a bit young

how old?

14...

ur 17 dude - divide by 2 add 7. its a no go

by gezzzzzzzzz November 19, 2006

Leisure Diving

The act of leaping into a body of water, fully clothed, while conducting an ordinary activity such as drinking coffee or reading a newspaper.

Dude, did you see Paul's leisure diving pic he posted on Facebook? It was so sweeeeet! Let's hit the pool!

by Pablo Honey 69 July 26, 2011

schnoodle diving

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

by tinwillie June 22, 2011