The legendary Shit-Analogy Dictionary written by John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
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Winds of Shit
The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.
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Winds of Shit
The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.
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1. A sudden occurance causing great loss of life.
2. A major misfortune, mishap or failure, that effects a number of people.
3. When words like Disaster or Catastrophe just won't describe the situation well enough.
dih-zas-ter-tas-truh-fee
1. A sudden occurance causing great loss of life.
2. A major misfortune, mishap or failure, that effects a number of people.
3. When words like Disaster or Catastrophe just won't describe the situation well enough.
Quote from Ted Bear: "Your on an international flight, and the {Bastard's gone dodgy. Perhaps an albertross with poor eyesight has confused your plane engine for a mate, and smacks RIGHT INTO IT, mucking up your one snug commute into a spiral Disaster-tastrophe."
by Granadier92 September 2, 2011
Get the Disaster-tastrophe mug.When a natural disaster wipes out huge numbers of a populace whether it be in a town, city, state/province even a country, one could consider it to be a natural disaster genocide.
While genocide is often described in definition to be deliberate, it is the connotation of the word that brings about the definition of natural disaster genocide.
Earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, droughts & floods are some of the most popular forms of natural disasters that often yield high casualty rates.
While genocide is often described in definition to be deliberate, it is the connotation of the word that brings about the definition of natural disaster genocide.
Earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, droughts & floods are some of the most popular forms of natural disasters that often yield high casualty rates.
Haiti was a natural disaster genocide, an earthquake affected over one third of the country killing and displacing thousands.
by Byron The Bomb January 15, 2010
Get the natural disaster genocide mug.Relates to a commonly believed myth that intervertebral discs can "slip" or move out of place.
In truth, discs are much stronger than we give them credit for; they are really strong, adaptable and supported by powerful ligaments that hold them in place.
Discs can be damaged, but they normally repair... naturally!
Disc injuries can be normal across the lifespan (like wrinkles and grey hair). They often do not cause any pain at all.
For painful disc injuries, extended rest is unhelpful and light activity is recommended.
In truth, discs are much stronger than we give them credit for; they are really strong, adaptable and supported by powerful ligaments that hold them in place.
Discs can be damaged, but they normally repair... naturally!
Disc injuries can be normal across the lifespan (like wrinkles and grey hair). They often do not cause any pain at all.
For painful disc injuries, extended rest is unhelpful and light activity is recommended.
"I though I had a slipped disc, but that actully doesn't happen. Discs are actually really stable and robust."
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Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?
Peter: That's messed up.
Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?
Peter: That's messed up.
Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
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