dipstick maneuver

When a man takes his erect penis and inserts it down a female's esophagus far enough to reach stomach contents. He then removes his member to discover what the female had last eaten.
Ben used the dipstick maneuver on Charlotte and determined she had tacos for dinner.
by Bill Motlet February 18, 2015
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dipstick test

When you check a girls P.H. balance by inserting 2 fingers into her pussy (knuckle deep) and pulling them out to see if there are little pussy boogers or if it is nice, clean, and un-clotted. Ultimately you are checking for signs of other guys cum.
Dude, after performing the dipstick test, I told that bitch to go wash her crusty hole.
by JohnsonSwellz June 18, 2016
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Rusty Dipstick

the act of intercourse in the vagina with shit on the cock right after anal sex
Ryan: Yo Billy...what's the worst thing you ever done to a girl sexually?
Billy: A gave Melanie the rusty dipstick
by Verdikt Prank Calls March 10, 2009
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Dipstick and Lipstick

Don't waste your vote on ol' Dipstick and Lipstick.
by Obama Mama September 18, 2008
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checking the dipstick

When a girl fingers a guy's asshole while sucking you off.
Man, Kim is a crazy bitch! The other night she was checking the dipstick.
by pooooooooooooopfart October 14, 2017
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dixy dipstick

a person that can't follow simple instructions, and constantly aggravates everyone they come in contact with
Dude 1: "bro there was a real dixy dipstick out in the parking lot this morning"
Dude 2: "what he do?"
Dude 1: "this guy took up four parking spaces for his shitty car."
by Zandigas November 19, 2017
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dipstick jim

one who does oil changes and forgets to put oil back in, causing engine failure. FUCKING AWESOME!
dipstick jim really did a fucking number on that focus didn't he?....lol
by j bizzle the diesel fizzle April 04, 2006
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