Dilf

Same as Milf (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) but for a hot dad (Dad I'd Like to Fuck)

Girl, check out that Dilf by the swing set!

by Tamara December 28, 2004

dilfsexual

Someone who is only attracted to DILFs. most probably gold diggers

Jordana- Im such a dilfsexual
Amy- What does that mean?
Jordana- I like old dick

by yeah the yobbo chats May 5, 2021

DILF

Dad I'd Like to F**k.
Usually a Dad of one of your friends who you'd totally like to tap. A hot, sexy, hunk of man who has still got it despite his age.

GIrl1: Chloe's Dad is a total DILF!
Girl2: Who, Glen?
Girl1: Oh yeh! I'd totally ride that Love Train to Orgasm station!
Girl2: Me too! I'd tap that! Imogen's dad Mike is also a DILF!
Girl1: Hells Yeah!

by Shardonay May 28, 2010

diltard

A person who is so stupid that they are both a dildo and a retard. Used in extreme anger towards someone. Originated in Baltimore when i was getting mad at someone for being an idiot.

Thomas is such a diltard. He wiped his ass with my project because he couldn't find toilet paper.

by ravensdude June 12, 2010

DILFy

Adj; the act of being a dilf; possessing the qualities of a DILF.

other variations include DILFesque, DILFiness

Mr. Richards is so DILFy, It keeps me from concentrating on my math.

I always study at Ritchie's house, just so I can bask in his dad's DILFiness

by vapeaurmauve December 11, 2006

DILF

extremely good looking dad who probably has a huge dick and i would like to have sex with over and over again
aka--mr. pesta

The hottest DILF is Mr. Pesta. He and I had crazy animal sex after he tucked nick and billy into bed last night. god he has a nice dick.

by Everyone In The World Knows Its True March 20, 2005

DILFMO

this term is used when you've already scored the DILF and have determined that he's a Dad I'd Like to Fuck More Often

I know I've already slept with him once, but he's hot and a definite DILFMO.

by cougarcub June 26, 2009