Definitions by Shardonay

DILF 

Dad I'd Like to F**k.
Usually a Dad of one of your friends who you'd totally like to tap. A hot, sexy, hunk of man who has still got it despite his age.

GIrl1: Chloe's Dad is a total DILF!
Girl2: Who, Glen?
Girl1: Oh yeh! I'd totally ride that Love Train to Orgasm station!
Girl2: Me too! I'd tap that! Imogen's dad Mike is also a DILF!
Girl1: Hells Yeah!

DILF by Shardonay May 28, 2010

Matthew 

A common name for white males. Many father's are called Matthew.

My friend India's dad is Gay. His name is Matthew

Matthew by Shardonay May 11, 2010