dickmestic violence

when a guy dick slaps a girl across her face dick slaps

my cheek caught a case of dickmestic violence last night cheek violence

by m&m5 February 21, 2011

dickmometer

Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.

Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?

Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.

by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014

dickmonstrole

A man or woman with a love FO YO DIACK!!!!

Jenna is such a dickmonstrole, she sucked me so hard last night!

by BOB'S-MOM'S-DICK November 4, 2014

Dickamatics

Shit Just Not Adding Up

Ju bro the Dickamatics ain’t adding up. Kito fuck them hoes the Dickamatics ain’t right.

by juthegoat November 6, 2018

Dickmatized

When ur literally obsessed or in love w someones penis

Wow I am really dickmatized by Jaden’s dick

by Epicureanhoe April 16, 2020

Dickmeat

Dickmeat
1)The essential properties of the male anatomy
2)Somebody who exhibits steadfast incompetence; a useless person
3)An insult; someone lacking social graces.
4)A man who is only good for sex.
5)An exclamatory.
6)Not an ingredient of dick-cheese-burgers, contrary to popular belief.

The woman was fienin’ for it, so I gave her the ol’ dickmeat.

We would have been on time if it wasn’t for dickmeat over here.

Hey dickmeat, fuck off somewhere, will ya?

Man, that dude pickin’ up all the ladies is pure dickmeat.

*drops hammer on toe* Dickmeat!

A dick-cheese-burger!? Does that have dickmeat in it?

by Promospaien November 29, 2007

Dickmatized

This is what happens when a person forgets who they are, doesn't listen to family or friends, makes bad decisions, and overlooks everything wrong that their significant other is doing because THE DICK is that good.

After Britney Spears hooked up with and married Kevin Federline, she started to take on his traits and acted irresponsibly with her life. It was obvious she was DICKMATIZED when she agreed to do a reality show, but cancelled her tour.

by Fluffy Barksdale March 31, 2010