Poseidon's dickslap

Giving a dickslap with a sweaty dick covered with semen.

John gave Bernadette a Poseidon's dickslap after having sexual intercourse.

by Poseidon 5000 October 24, 2018

Dickstance

Dickstance-- The length of ones penis and/or genitels. Also a way of covertly asking someone, usually a male, less often a hermaphrodite, how long their penis is.

Person#1: Hey Stavi, a hot girl wanted me to ask what your dickstance was.. she looked pretty shagadelic.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.

by solstice.barrett February 23, 2010

dickstance

the distance kept away from a fellow man to have a conversation without appearing gay or awkward. normal length 1.5 feet.

Chris: hey Gio, let me tell you something
Gio: alright bro, but keep your dickstance

by Dcoh January 1, 2011

dickslapper 9000

this young and wonderful animal has a blue dick that can fly it also has a blue ass that can detach

your a dickslapper 9000

by Jaaroom March 9, 2017

dickstache

When a male enters puberty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. Some choose to not look like a dick head, and shave it off. Some choose to remain looking like a dick head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.

Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.

"Yo dude you wanna hang out tonight?"- Stacher

"Fuck you, you have a dickstache"-Me

by r0tc0d February 19, 2007

dickslaping

{dickslaped}

the act of being bossed, or pushed around.

My boss was dickslapping me around all day today
At work, i was dickslaped every which way

by NO MAM August 22, 2005

dickscape

a gay alternative to pronounce RuneScape.

(random fool): yo get on dickscape

(random fool's friend): you mean RUNESCAPE?

(random fool): no shit dumbass i make fun of everything

by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfdfhdgs September 29, 2009