dickmatized

When the quality of the dick is so high that you tell of those other man hoes to go to hell. You change your number, you delete them from facebook, you start filing restraining orders. You put all of your eggs in one basket. You overlook the man's shortcomings because the dick is SO AMAZING. So amazing you practically forget your name

"i had to change my phone number so Jim and Thomas would quit calling. I'm only interested in Chad for right now.."

"What the hell Heather, that guy's got you dickmatized, you done told all them other hoes to go on! Isn't he missing an eyebrow?"

"Heather.....oh, you mean me?"

by bbfemmex February 11, 2010

dick smart

One who knows his/her way around a penis. A subtle way to call a girl a slut.

That girl looks like she would be dick smart.

by Matumbo October 3, 2007

Dickmatize

When a male will basically hypnotize you with his dick. Sex so good it put you in a trance.

Guy1113-" and now for my last trick I'll be able to control your mind and your whole body once I Dickmatize you my dear! And before you even Know it we will both be naked and you'll think you just fell in love, but remember that feeling of love will fade QUICKLY due to the facts of this is an illusion you'll only be dickmatized"

by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 23, 2019

Dickmaster

A sarcastic term used to describe a gay person who reckons they are a champ... (or a person that just looks gay)

Yeah your a fucking dickmaster...

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you become dickmatized

The dick is so good that I became dickmatized one woman said to another

by Beautiful Struggle 79 December 24, 2019

DICKMATIST

A DICKMATIST is a guy who has that good make your body shake without touching you the closer u get to him the more you can feel his kiss on every inch of your skin .. in any room any situation... the DICKMATIST is aware he possess this gift and uses it to his advantage, giving every girl the false hope that she is special because only he can make her cum without actually touching her body making her cum so hard she thinks sex without the DICKMATIST is just not even worth the time

I just spent time with the DICKMATIST I will never feel that good again until I see him next week

by Dizzylizzy29 March 24, 2021

Dickmatised

When you’re hypnotised by the dick

I’ve been dickmatised

by Fx716 February 1, 2022