dickwhipped

When a guy is a massive simp and all he can think about is their one person in many many many different scenarios.

boy 1: do you still have feelings for her?
boy 2: yes! she is so amazing and I am totally dickwhipped for her.

by parasite n egirl April 20, 2023

Freudian Dickslip

A freudian dickslip is when you jizz on or in the wrong place after accidentally slipping out of a person or object during peak orgasm.

Zack, you're a freudian dickslip.

My girlfriend and I are trying to conceive a baby but everytime I am about to come, I have a freudian dickslip and it gets all over the floor.

I just freudian dickslipped all over the ceiling.

by pancifer May 30, 2018

Dickslipper

A rubber tube that rolls onto your junk to ensure that you may not jizz into yo bitch while doin' it and protects yo junk from STD's(dick disease)at the same time!!!

Howard:Hey bro did you get with that chick last night or what?
Ronald:Yea bro but that bitch made me wear a dickslipper
Howard:What a slut.

by TAYGEN March 30, 2009

Dickshit

A person who finds it sexually arousing to give dogs anal.

" get your willy out it's arse you hairy little dickshit "

by Michelin July 17, 2006

Dickshitter

A slang term for homosexual

That guy has got to be the biggest dickshitter I've ever seen because of the way he's dressed.

by Rexton81 July 6, 2008

dickshit

The small amount of poo in a man's urethra after anal sex. someone who equals the same

"What's up dickshit?"

by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 18, 2008

Dickwhip

To whip someone with a limp dick. Whipping must be administered on wither the ass cheek or the face.

"Call me a pussy one more time! I'm gonna dickwhip you!"

by Teddy "Bear" Topper January 19, 2009