dickant

A flaming latino homosexual who loves when a white homosexual takes a dump on his handlebar mustasche

We saw so many dickants at the mall today!

by jaxercise December 27, 2008

dickbait

A special feature or character in a series for corny hornballs, that is defused for public airing but dvd/blu-ray has it released without obstructions.

Yo, did you find that beach & bath episode uncensored anywhere?
Nope, it's dickbait.

by lonarlunatic December 9, 2012

Devil's dickpit

A phrase to describe something so hot similar to hell.

I is hot as the devil's dickpit.

by pitachos October 7, 2016

Carbon Dickprint

The amount of carbon footprint created by masturbating to pornography with a story line based in gasoline related transportation.

Dillion: So, I was jerking off to this hot chick on Slam Van #mobilestabbincabin and it got real weird.

Everyone else involved: (scoff) Your carbon dickprint is causing the extinction of the warted toad licker of South America!

by Deanzie bopper March 19, 2018

Dickapitate

To cut the head off of one's cock.

"Put your head in the dirt and you're dickapitated"
~Rick Ross

by Maximilian. August 24, 2012

DICKPANIC

DICKPANIC (or DICK PANIC); noun; a sudden, overwhelming and irrational fear that produces hysterical, overly-loud, overly-bro, definitely no-homo behavior in straight or wanna-pretend-to-be straight men when in close proximity to other such men with their dicks exposed such as in locker rooms or bathrooms or -- you know, a "just-bros-no-homo" circle jerk thing.

The three teenboys started talking way too loudly and laughing way too hard at everything that wasn't funny on their way to the showers in the gym locker because they fell into dickpanic.

by Oscar Parker Isherwood May 16, 2014

Dickpinch

When you fuck someone so hard it starts to pinch your dick or if you fap to hard it will start to hurt

That guy dickpinched me so hard lastnight

by Coolguy19468 September 21, 2015