Dickpickle

when you get into a mess cause you thought with your dick

Guy: "woah that women is hot I am gonna fuck her tonight."
Dick: "go for it dude."
Later it turns out that she was the daughter of a cop who Jailed you for dating his daughter
Guy: I am in a real Dickpickle

by Christownnews July 4, 2017

dicktickle

when you get a slight itch on your dick :)

excuse me ma'am but I have a dicktickle.
I have to scratch my dick.

by ogertoger420 October 8, 2020

Dickfuckle

The reproductive anatomy on a Turkducken Or Tofurkey

This Thanksgiving Turkey looks delicious! I just hope that the Dickfuckle is removed before dinner.

by mlpie70 April 25, 2020

Dickmullet

When a man neglects to shave the hair surrounding his penis. Thus causing a dick mullet.

Bob:Dude look at my Dickmullet.
Dick: You need to shave -_-

by dfgfdgfgfgf April 22, 2010

dicksuckeyes

hamster round eyes (the opposite of squinty shrew eyes) that occur when an individual is looking up at something / someone / nothing in particular. something akin to one of Puss In Boots' special attack moves or secret techniques from the movie 'Shrek...' may occur when performing fellatio, making the performer seem more attractive.

someone spray painted 'dicksuckeyes.jpg' on the wall of my school when I was a kid. I think they fancied the principal. weird thing is... it was in 1990.

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

dickcuckkle

the act of when you shove you're penis down someone's through they puke all over ur balls and she keeps going

dude cj gave me the best dickcuckkle last night .

by @garrett10109 December 8, 2017

Dicksucker Mouth

A person with a permanent underbite and mouth the shape of a dick usually with teeth pointing sharply outwards. Dicksucker Mouth

That chick def sucks dick for a living and oh dang so does her man, both have dicksucker Mouth big-time!

by Flaplaya September 26, 2019