dickhead

dumb as a bun and doesn't know it
acts smart thinks dumb
not knowing this site easily qualifies you as a dickhead
by joe q January 16, 2004
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dickhead

1. an ex-husband with the first name dick
2. a male who thinks they are always right
My attorney told me my soon to be ex surely fit his name.

the dickhead wanted everything his way or no way and that was the only right way.
by ex-dickheads wife March 26, 2005
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dickhead

a guy that truly has a penis for a head.
good morning dickhead, did you file the reports yet?
by n August 10, 2003
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dickhead

something or someone that may find theselfs on GR.
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
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In the showers at school, 9 out of 10 guys have circumcised penises. They aren't dickheads though. The only stupid ones are the parents who didn't have the 10th ones cut.
My girlfriend admires my dickhead, especially when I pee through it. She is no dickhead.
by filup October 26, 2006
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dickhead

A male individual who holds their cellphone to their heads. (Related to dildohead; see dildohead)
"There's a dickhead over there in his car."
"That dickhead is holding his dick to his head again."
by Darjamvan October 13, 2008
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dickhead

1. Person with penis growing from forehead.
2. Person with a head resembling that of a penis.
3. Someone with a dick for a head.
by Roffonopolis June 01, 2003
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