Dick Hat

When someone finds your hat and where's it on their dick.

We lost Luke's hat on the road, while being chased by two gay's. They picked up the hat and used it as a dick hat.

by JDUBss April 7, 2007

dickmatized

to be hypnotized by the dick

She was completely dickmatized

by sphinxdoll December 18, 2008

Dickatress

One who exhibits the qualities of being a dick. Generally a female, but sometimes can describe a male who is acting like a bitch.

"When Spencer went to the Heaven and Hell without his girlfriend he was being such a dickatress"

by Ayybayybayy February 3, 2010

dicklatonin

Dick that puts you to sleep.

Dick + Melatonin = dicklatonin

Kayla got some dicklatonin and passed right out!

by Kaybugg5683 July 13, 2020

Dickmatized

dickmatized: being hypnotized by some good dick. 2. Can't get enough of somebody's dick. May result in poor decisions. 3. A trap for smart girls that get thirsty and fuck the next guy that comes along and the dick is so surprisingly good you get hooked to a loser.

That boy has you dickmatized.

by michellezilla August 17, 2020

Dickmatized

When your soul , mind , and body have been completely taken by the dick. You start to say unconsciously thoughts after being railed by the dick such as “ I love you .” Mind you this happens after just a week of being introduced to the dick and then engulfed by it.

Jessie was so pleased after the dick she wanted to marry him. Call her dickmatized.

by beau 21 August 11, 2021

The Dicktator

This sex act involves a man and a woman where the man brutally beats the woman senseless. Near the point of fatality, the male grabs his dong and proceeds to make a potato condom. After the potato condom is created, the male puts it on over his abnormally small wang and commences the potato ass fucking. He continues until the woman draws blood from the sewer pipe and beef sandwich, where he then forces the woman to choke on this hunk of a veggie. During all this, he is speaking German and hailing Hitler, even wearing the notorious Nazi uniform. This sex act is considered sexist and the SJW WILL come to your front door. Also to note, this sex act is illegal in nearly every communist country. Rated PG.

I just gave Jill The Dicktator and boy was she a screamin!

by Damnstr8mmmmm November 16, 2017