a- A rude term given to anyone who can be considered an asshole, but given to said person by someone who would like to use something different from the cliche asshole.
b- Someone, most likely a woman, who grabs the penis and yanks on it before or after sex (but obviously not during). Better used as "dickhandler," but can be used either way.
b- Someone, most likely a woman, who grabs the penis and yanks on it before or after sex (but obviously not during). Better used as "dickhandler," but can be used either way.
a- "You remember that guy who used to beat the neighborhood kids up? What a dickhandle."
b- "She's wild in bed man- a total dickhandler!"
b- "She's wild in bed man- a total dickhandler!"
by ThePowersThatBe June 20, 2006
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This term is used after a man has masturbated, or after someone has given a handjob and has failed to wash his or her hands, resulting in the smell of dick.
BoyA - Why are you washing your hands?
GirlG - Because I don't dickhand
BoyA - You went home in your mom's car with dickhand before!
GirlG - Because I don't dickhand
BoyA - You went home in your mom's car with dickhand before!
by jamalitamali May 8, 2005
Get the dickhand mug.The term to describe a man who is unable to achieve an erection and is therefore incapable of pleasing a woman.
by jimbo dan May 17, 2007
Get the Dicktard mug.A person in a temporary to permanent state of diminished mental capacity, brought on by their preoccupation with a man/dick.
"I was going to invite mom over for dinner but she started dating some guy. I can't deal with her when she's being such a dicktard."
by Chris_Z September 26, 2005
Get the dicktard mug.1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.
2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says
2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says
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