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Dickhandle

a- A rude term given to anyone who can be considered an asshole, but given to said person by someone who would like to use something different from the cliche asshole.
b- Someone, most likely a woman, who grabs the penis and yanks on it before or after sex (but obviously not during). Better used as "dickhandler," but can be used either way.
a- "You remember that guy who used to beat the neighborhood kids up? What a dickhandle."
b- "She's wild in bed man- a total dickhandler!"
by ThePowersThatBe June 20, 2006
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Dicktard

Someone who is prone to genital related uncoordination such as sitting on yourself or missing the bowl in the toilet due to complete lack of basic control.
"That guy totally pissed all over the seat. What a dicktard."
by Mr. Vocabularizor August 12, 2009
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dickhand

This term is used after a man has masturbated, or after someone has given a handjob and has failed to wash his or her hands, resulting in the smell of dick.
BoyA - Why are you washing your hands?

GirlG - Because I don't dickhand

BoyA - You went home in your mom's car with dickhand before!
by jamalitamali May 8, 2005
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Dicktard

The term to describe a man who is unable to achieve an erection and is therefore incapable of pleasing a woman.
Woman 1: How was last night with Joe?
Woman 2: Man, that was horrible, he is a dicktard.
by jimbo dan May 17, 2007
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dicktard

A person in a temporary to permanent state of diminished mental capacity, brought on by their preoccupation with a man/dick.
"I was going to invite mom over for dinner but she started dating some guy. I can't deal with her when she's being such a dicktard."
by Chris_Z September 26, 2005
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keep my dick hard

1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.

2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says
todd is begging to come over, but Im gona keep my dick hard. hes not invited.
by Josiah Van Dien May 8, 2010
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Dickward

When a xbox player says they are a got at fortnite and they have the large gay
Larry is a xbox fortnite player so he us a dickward
by IC€Y_Exlovo March 2, 2019
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