Dicktating

To force a persons head up and down with your hand while they are performing felatio in a demeaning manner.

I was so offended he was dicktating me. Its like he thought I wasn't getting it as deep as I could!

by theopressed22 July 19, 2009

dick-eating snake

A mythical creature usually invoked when someone fails to find an object that is in plain sight. This alludes to the idea that if that object were the dick-eating snake you would have lost your genetalia when you failed to see it.

Bill: "Where are my keys, dammit?"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"

by killersbytrade May 15, 2010

Diabeating

Divine punishment dispensed by the Lord himself when you forget to take your insulin jab/diabetes medication. Chance of survival is confirmed to be extremely low - like the person's blood sugar levels.

An example of a gentleman's impending Diabeating -

"Work's over! Time to leave the office I gue--"

*sudden realisation that diabetes medication was not taken*

"I had a good run."

by Mr. Loremaster March 3, 2020

Dictexting

Dictating a text message. Particularly on the new iPhone Six with the voice recognition software,

Because the voice recognition feature on IOS 8 is so good, dictexting is easier than entering the letters from the keypad.

by rebelyid October 11, 2014

Dickering

To describe one’s manner to eat ass booty; used nonetheless than the infamous Joel Perez

I love this group chat I don’t get judged by the dickering I say 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by Jassehmaaka February 6, 2019

Dickening

Almost like "sickening", but worse, much, much worse. Usually the response to learning about oversized persons engaging in some sort of activity, sexual or otherwise.

"Are they married now?"
"Seems so"
"That's dickening"

by BilboMcBab October 12, 2011

Dickering

When a girl says that she will pleasure her boyfriends dick, and she never does. Leaving him in a constant state of wondering when she will do it.

Bro, my girl keeps on dickering me, and I am starting to get really stressed out about it

by Crown August 6, 2015