Dew brain

A condition of forgetfulness, irritability and lowered IQ, caused by an extreme addiction to Mountain Dew.

"Why is Robert such a stupid, forgetful asshole?"

"Just ignore him my dude, he's on that Dew brain."

by hypomonk September 30, 2018

Dew Work

When accomplishing meaningless tasks throughout the normal work day requires consumption of copious amounts of the highly caffeinated beverage Mountain Dew.

It's time to Dew Work! I've got my big gulp filled to the brim with Mountain Dew!

by jBoMcDoogle June 3, 2013

lez dew

A saying used to show extreme readiness for an action.

Person 1: You ready to get fucked up?
Person 2: Oh you know it. Lez Dew.

by C-ho, keepi April 26, 2011

dew floppy

male testicals,balls,or nuts

My dew floppys are very large.
My dew floppys itch.
the dew floppys are sore from bangin too much

by GAGT2 June 25, 2010

Arm Dew

The sweaty wet stains on clothing in the underarm area, usually the scent of a skunk.

1)"Hey Carl, can I borrow some deodorant? I have a bad case of arm dew."

2)"Hey Bertha, will you dance with me?"

"No way! I don't want your arm dew all over me!"

by Shellbot1 October 7, 2013

russian dew

mountain dew and vodka, now served in bars and nightclubs all over America; just ask.

hit me with a russian dew

by the rich boy September 4, 2004

doctor dew

Beverage containing 2 parts Mountain Dew, 1 part Dr. Pepper.

See dr. dew.

mmm, doctor dew you're my only friend.

by nocturnal April 30, 2006