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The worst kind of pretend office punish meant to mess with annoying workers. This word comes from The Office Season 3, Disc 4. The conversation where this word comes up is written below.
*Jim walks into the office late*
*As he sits down Dwight hands him a yellow slip of paper*
Jim Halpert: Oh, what's this?
Dwight Schrute: That is a demerit.
Jim Halpert: *reads* "Jim Halpert. Tardiness." Oh, I love it already
Dwight Schurte: You've got to learn Jim. You are a second in command, but that does not put you above the law.
Jim: Oh, I understand. And I also have lots of questions. Like, what does a demerit mean?
Dwight: Let's put it this way. You do not want to recieve three of those.
Jim: Lay it on me.
Dwight: Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.
Jim: Now, that sounds serious.
Dwight: Oh, it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll recieve a verbal warning. Keep it up and you're looking at a written warning. Two, of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary reveiw, written up by me and placed on the desk of my immeadiate superior.
Jim: Which would be me.
Dwight: That is correct.
Jim: Okay. I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full desaggelation.
Dwight: What's a... What's that?
Jim: Oh you don't want to know.
*Dwight looks horrified*
*As he sits down Dwight hands him a yellow slip of paper*
Jim Halpert: Oh, what's this?
Dwight Schrute: That is a demerit.
Jim Halpert: *reads* "Jim Halpert. Tardiness." Oh, I love it already
Dwight Schurte: You've got to learn Jim. You are a second in command, but that does not put you above the law.
Jim: Oh, I understand. And I also have lots of questions. Like, what does a demerit mean?
Dwight: Let's put it this way. You do not want to recieve three of those.
Jim: Lay it on me.
Dwight: Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.
Jim: Now, that sounds serious.
Dwight: Oh, it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll recieve a verbal warning. Keep it up and you're looking at a written warning. Two, of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary reveiw, written up by me and placed on the desk of my immeadiate superior.
Jim: Which would be me.
Dwight: That is correct.
Jim: Okay. I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full desaggelation.
Dwight: What's a... What's that?
Jim: Oh you don't want to know.
*Dwight looks horrified*
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The Puritans used Desaree as a given name in New England back in the 1700's.
Desiree Clary, one-time fiancee of Napoleon, who later married Jean Baptiste Bernadotte. When her husband was elected as King Karl VI Johan of Sweden, she became Queen of Sweden. To this day, the first daughter of Swedish royals are always given "Desiree" as one of thier middle names. The current Crown Princess of Sweden is named Victoria Ingrid Alice Desiree.
Often spelled phonetically to ensure the French pronunciation.
Desaree has 15 variant forms: Desarae, Desiree, Deseray, Desideria, Desir, Desirae, Desirat, Desiray, Desire, Desirea, Desiri, Desyre, Dezirae, Deziray and Deziree.
The Puritans used Desaree as a given name in New England back in the 1700's.
Desiree Clary, one-time fiancee of Napoleon, who later married Jean Baptiste Bernadotte. When her husband was elected as King Karl VI Johan of Sweden, she became Queen of Sweden. To this day, the first daughter of Swedish royals are always given "Desiree" as one of thier middle names. The current Crown Princess of Sweden is named Victoria Ingrid Alice Desiree.
Often spelled phonetically to ensure the French pronunciation.
Desaree has 15 variant forms: Desarae, Desiree, Deseray, Desideria, Desir, Desirae, Desirat, Desiray, Desire, Desirea, Desiri, Desyre, Dezirae, Deziray and Deziree.
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