Derping

To be scared and coughing at the same time

Wow, I was derping so hard when I watched that horror movie last night

by PixelatedKiwi December 3, 2020

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Durkin

Someone who gets a hard on watching other people lift weights.

Joe: Hey, tissot have you seen that tall brown guy lifting weights?
Tissot: Course Joe, I'm getting a Durkin watching him.

Joe: Me too. Here, let me jerk it down for you. Splish splash splosh!

Tissot: damn, that was amazing, that Durkin has made me thirsty now. I need a bottle of water now!

by Wolfpackers July 13, 2019

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Delking

A new found phenomenon for the random hookups out there- with the few and strange people who will fool around, but not actually kiss or make out. Worst thing ever.

Yeah, he was really cute but we only delked.
"My mom doesn't realize that when I say I have never kissed someone before, its because I'm only into delking"

by Delkee December 23, 2009

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Deringer Scale

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.

Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.

by Tw1g December 6, 2010

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