dear blank please blank

A popular website that accepts submissions by the general population in the form of a letter starting with "Dear......"

"Please......." ending in "Sincerly.....". Often a humurous or cynical comment on popular cuture or current events. Incourages procrastination.

I was on "dear blank please blank" the other day and I read the funniest thing.....
Dear God,
We could have sworn you said the ark left at 5....
Sincerly, Unicorns
haha

by ProcrastinationPro October 21, 2010

mommie dearest

a mother who beats their child for no reason.

mommie dearset hit her daughter with a pot when she didn't say thank you.

by christina October 8, 2004

dearheart

an affectionate soubriquet for the person that has woken your heart and dispelled your misgivings about the world at large (re its "shame and terror" -Saroyan).

pass the spliff dearheart.

by antimattr September 7, 2008

birth dearth

A hybrid of Herp Derp. Whenever you see a chick who is dirty and incompetent the phrase is suitable for usage. It is only used when referring to someone in particular, or when ever their name comes into conversation.

Bro 1: "Man, did you see Julie today?"
Brah 2: "Birth Dearth!"

by brownz99 June 1, 2010

Dearf

a small jewish lawn gnome that is endangered and only found in the highest parts of russia

that dearf over there is for sale!

by xoxsomeonebeautifulxox January 2, 2011

dear and the headlights

amazing indie rock band, metaphoric lyrics and changing melodies. Probably the most underrated band. Toured with Paramore and Jimmy Eat World

"I went to the Dear and the Headlights concert last night, it was incredible"

by pcab23 February 23, 2009

Deadric

Deadric is the other name for the Harry Potter character Cedric. Used because he was killed

Deadric is my favourite character

Who’s deadric?
Cedric but after he died
AZKABAN

by Deadric.diggory October 12, 2020