DetachableLog

When you have anal sex with someone or something, and you chop your penis off with a lumber jack axe. Then this someone or something began to poop your penis out.

Last night I gave Debbie a DetachableLog. She was sure confused when I walked in front of her and my dick was still in her butt.

by Bakermeister June 25, 2018

Deathbed Bumping

When someone on a forum bumps a thread that isn't quite necro, but is well on it's way to be there.

(7/8/2020) XtaCool says: "Good idea, I approve!"
(7/22/2020) BCVDox says: "haha yeah that's a great idea"
(7/22/2020) XtaCool says: "Dude, why are you Deathbed Bumping?"

by JuiceDrop October 22, 2020

deathball

a real man's sport, involves hitting and spearing with sticks, as opposed to pussycrosse (women's lacrosse) with their little safety bubble

Deathball is a kick ass sport.
I'm so glad i get to play deathball and not pussycrosse.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

dateable

1) A Christian book about teenage relationships.

2) A message board about the book "Dateable" on which anybody who has an opinion is banned for life.

1) I used to do down on guys...but then I read Dateable. Now I go down on The Holy Trinity!

2) Well...dateable banned me...now what am I gonna do for fun?

by AJ Naoko June 27, 2005

deathball

men's lacrosse. as opposed to women's lacrosse. a violent and awesome sport.

"Gee, Tom, where'd you get that bruise on your face?"
"I got that playing deathball yesterday."

by EB October 2, 2003

dateable

Yeah, this word describes mt friend, Charlie. Sexy, hot, and you'd definatly date/talk to/fuck.

Mmm...Charlie is very dateable. We'd have lotsa fun....

by the greenskeeper July 26, 2004

Things only Americans think are debatable

A cancerous Facebook group, riddled with lefties, claiming to be neither left nor right wing. That's a blatant lie, obviously. Members there take issue with how fucked up America is, posting mainly about the lack of gun control and inaccessible healthcare.
Anyone with an opposing viewpoint is bullied, called any kind of existing/non-existent ...-phobe, muted and/or removed.
'Things only Americans think are debatable' is used to express disdain at American ('Seppo') actions.

Alyssa: I've just left this awful group called 'Things only Americans think are debatable'.
John: Oh yeah, I was kicked out of that last February because I questioned the leftist claim of there being 843 genders.
Alyssa: Omg how terrible, bet you were called a transphobe and white supremacist.

by bigboobies007 August 11, 2019