dead 

boring as all hell

this place is dead....lets go to a punk rawk show instead...hey, i rhymed a little.....ha....

dead by hairy armpits are attacking my head! August 10, 2003

dead 

What happens when your cells stop having sex.

Cell: Oh noes! I can't reproduce.

Captain Obvious to the rescue!!!

Captain Obvious: YOU ARE DEAD!

dead by ihatelifemorethanyou January 9, 2010

Dead 

To define something or someone being dead, a superior Paul Hunt has to give word of it or them being dead. He will usually play with the thing and then give a verdict. This is only used in most severe cases.

*a Paul Hunt plays Fortnite* Paul Hunt: “Fortnite is dead”

Dead by NooberPK November 8, 2018

Dead 

When the situation doesn't really matter, it isn’t important anymore to you

Bro its dead don't even worry about it anymore

There is no purpose talking about it because its dead

Dead by Kenn3002 December 18, 2019

dead 

when someone fucking dies

Bill: ur mom gay
Will: ur mom dead
Bill: *cries*

dead by x2cro1ssant April 26, 2021

Dead 

When something is shit

Someone: "LOOK THERES A FIGHT!"
Me: "Thats a dead fight"

Dead by Impearling November 7, 2021

dead 

Adj - Extremely tired, in pain from physical exertion.

"Man, can you grab me a drink? I just ran all the way here, and man, am I dead."

dead by Peter Smith September 20, 2004