dead

having an appointment with Chuck Norris

"Why isn't Bob Saget hosting America's Funniest Home Videos anymore?"

"He's dead."

by Lupi August 26, 2006

dead

(V) - to put to an end

nah, we deaded that shit a long ass time ago

by the truth September 17, 2004

dead

boring as all hell

this place is dead....lets go to a punk rawk show instead...hey, i rhymed a little.....ha....

by hairy armpits are attacking my head! August 10, 2003

dead

What happens when your cells stop having sex.

Cell: Oh noes! I can't reproduce.

Captain Obvious to the rescue!!!

Captain Obvious: YOU ARE DEAD!

by ihatelifemorethanyou January 9, 2010

Dead

To define something or someone being dead, a superior Paul Hunt has to give word of it or them being dead. He will usually play with the thing and then give a verdict. This is only used in most severe cases.

*a Paul Hunt plays Fortnite* Paul Hunt: “Fortnite is dead”

by NooberPK November 8, 2018

Dead

When the situation doesn't really matter, it isn’t important anymore to you

Bro its dead don't even worry about it anymore

There is no purpose talking about it because its dead

by Kenn3002 December 18, 2019

dead

when someone fucking dies

Bill: ur mom gay
Will: ur mom dead
Bill: *cries*

by x2cro1ssant April 26, 2021