Daylin

Daylins are known for their soft features and beautiful eyes. Daylins can get any girl they want. He has soft but strong voices, and he knows how to get what he wants. He has big eyes that sparkle and that are accompanied with long eyelashes, and you can't help but stare at them and sometimes you get lost. Daylins do not have tempers and are very easy going. He is easy to talk to and he listens very intently. Daylins give very good advice full of love and concern. He always checks in on you if you are having a bad day. Daylins love hugs, snuggling up for movies, and showing you he cares. He also loves outdoors and in the summer time he can't help but be outside all the time. Whether it's camping, baseball, football, biking, running, or just horsing around, you will have a hard time getting him inside if it's nice outside. Daylins are very sensative, and his feelings are hurt very easily. So treat Daylins with care. Daylins know how to treat women, and are very loyal. He will never wander from his girlfriend. He is an extreme people person and every one loves him for his shy but outgoing nature. He is very private and if you tell Daylin something in confidence, he will take it to his grave. He is always smiling and barely ever in a bad mood. He doesn't hold grudges and forgives easily. There are not many Daylins out there, so when you find one, keep him!

Friend 1 "oh my god! Is that a Daylin?"
Friend 2 "He is gorgeous!"
Friend 1 "I've never seen one before!"
Friend 2 "They are so rare"
Friend 1 "Lets go talk to him"
Friend 2 "Hi Daylin, how are you?"
Daylin "Hi ladies. You both are looking beautiful today, come and join me to get a cappacino, my treat"
Friend 1 leans into Friend 2 "OMG he is perfect!"

by redtwizmania September 13, 2012

Daylin

Daylin is a very kind and smart girl. She will help her friends out when they feel horrible. She is often one of the the highest grade. She is confident in every situation. When someone insults her she could not care less, insult her friends you're dead meat.

Friend: I got the worst grade in class
Daylin: what did you get

Friend:78
Daylin: that's a good grade
Friend: *angerly* what did you get
Daylin: ummmmmmm 102
Friend:what I thought

by Cold Butter March 25, 2020

Darwinese

The people responsible for kabob restaurants that remove the sticks from their kabobs. That make McDonald's serve their coffee cold. That make toothpick-makers print instructions on toothpicks. That force step-ladder manufacturers to put more warning labels than steps on their step ladders.

In other words - people who are (intentionally) stupid and use frivolous lawsuits to bring us all down.

Dude. I went to a kabob restaurant yesterday, and the kabobs had no sticks in them? What is up with that?

Dude. It's the darwinese suing because they poked themselves in the mouth.

by c0m3d1an October 30, 2010

Darwinism

First used by Thomas Henry Huxley in a review of Charles Darwin's The Origin of Species in the April 1860 issue of Westminster Review, it has since become a term used by creationists to poison the well when discussing (attempting to discredit) the theory of evolution. By adding the -ism, they imply a system of beliefs or an ideology, hypocritically equating Darwinism to any other crackpot idea.

Calling someone a "Darwinist" or "evolutionist" is about as ridiculous as calling someone who accepts the fact of gravity a "gravitationalist," or someone who believes the earth is spherical a "sphericist."

Darwinism is wrongly thought by many fundamentalists to be the "religion" of atheists. It's true that most atheists accept Darwin's theory, but that fact is irrelevant to their nonbelief in a deity. They simply see no reason to reject something that's obviously true (i.e., it doesn't contradict some other belief that they refuse to give up).

Darwinism isn't a belief system or an ideology. A person who accepts Darwin's theory (after 150+ years and mountains of evidence in its favor) is merely non-delusional.

by Damastikatah January 16, 2009

darwin baby

A person so incredibly stupid that if it were not for the conveniences of modern technology and public safety, they would have been weeded out, starved or eaten way before they reached adulthood. So prominent is the unnatural selection that these people not only survive, they thrive and breed more darwin babies.

Darwin Baby: "I decided to change my own oil just to see if I could but I didnt know it would take so long to refill the new oil down that little tube where the dipstick is."
Casual Observer: "Darwin Baby"

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Darwinkle Moonie

The legitimate father of Chelswinkle Goonie and Nikwinkle Boonie. This man likes to phone up people's schools are request to speak to the head mistress. Possibly the funniest name in the world, and discovered by Nikki. Love you Nikki :)

Ring ring.
"Hello?"
"Hello can i speak to the head?"
"Yes who's calling.."
*snickers*
"Kay i'll put you on hold.."
"Hello?"
"Hello Missus Head Teacher, I have a DARWINKLE MOONIE
on hold for you."
*more snickers*

by ChelseaLeigh May 21, 2009

Darwin Dad

An atheist version of God father. Similar principles of the traditional version i.e chosen reliable friend or family member who will always be there for your offspring. Offering assistance and guidance in their upbringing, and just like the majority of traditional versions, never setting foot in a church!

Ben, as a fine upstanding fellow, and with me thinking the world might be a little better without religion, would you do me the honour of being Grace's Darwin Dad?

by scott wallis February 11, 2017