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Daters Remorse

the feeling of remorse felt by the person paying for the date at the end of the date, usually caused by either a) not receiving the expected gratification for which the payment was preferred, b) realizing that the gratification was not worth the invested time, money or other asset.

When the return on investment for a date is lower than expected.

Usually accompanied by quantification of the investment balanced against the total return.
So we walked out of the restaurant, she says thank you and hops into the first cab she sees. Meanwhile, it's too late to call anyone else and I'm out 240 bucks. I got the worst daters remorse, I felt like just dialing a prostitute, but I didn't have enough money.

I spent 4 weeks listening to her talk about her invalid cat, who's so brave for living despite his injury (it's a damn cat!), and finally, after date 6, she finally lets me boink her and she's a total starfish. I had such bad daters remorse, I considered asking her for the $800 I invested in her as a refund. Total bait and switch.
by Noble Monkey November 21, 2009
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deather

People who dont believe United States Navy Seals executed Osama Bin Laden. Similiar to a birther, they fail to realize the obvious despite the insurmountable body of evidence to the contrary.
I dont believe we got him. Where is the body? Oh c'mon man, so you are a birther and a deather??!! Good Grief dude!
by crazt eddie May 27, 2011
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Traitor Dater

One who dates a friends ex without asking for his/her permission/approval
Girl 1- I can't believe Jessica is going out with Rodney! What a Traitor Dater!
by Iemm Nautabottleofmtndew July 23, 2009
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deather

A conspiracy theorist who refuses to believe the Obama's Administration's announcement that Osama bin Laden is dead.

See also: birther
No matter what Obama says, bin Laden's not dead until Donald Trump and the deathers see his long form death certificate.
by hazmat5793 May 25, 2011
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Dasher

A way to calm chaz down by saying things like
"Put a cap in it dasher"

"You got all the cash but I got the brains"

"Cool your jets dasher"

etc.
by jackro224 August 5, 2019
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Chain Dater

Just like a Chain Smoker, someone who lights up one cigarette straight after the other. In this case someone who dates one person after the other. These relation-ships rarely last longer than a month. Normally Chain Daters hang around together and Chain Date each other- a common occurrence in high schools.
John has had 3 girlfriends in the past month, who also dated John's friends, they're such Chain Daters.
by etaolf December 4, 2009
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e-dater

Someone who participates in online dating regularly, particularly in mmo's. They cannot achieve a relationship irl and must resort to this. They can often be seen spreading their cancer by spamming their skype status with quotes from each other and lots of hearts. If there is any emotes ingame that expresses "love" they will use it. Including carry, kissing animations, ect. They are often fat and gay irl and this e-date will never get anywhere.
Skype status:
E-dater 1: I love you E-dater 2 *insert (inlove) skype emote*
by 1v1memecraft February 15, 2015
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