Dallas Area Rapid Transit is a money hungry, regional transit system that will take you there, any where, for the right price.
A bus operator who will scream "I am not stupid, I been doing this job for 15 years, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BUS" when trying to board a bus route with an expired bus pass.
(DART BUS)
A bus that is owned by DART that will brake down a block away from the transit center, and or screws will come loose from the walls, windows, doors, and ceiling. When your running late the bus is early, when you are early the bus is running late.
A bus operator who will scream "I am not stupid, I been doing this job for 15 years, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BUS" when trying to board a bus route with an expired bus pass.
(DART BUS)
A bus that is owned by DART that will brake down a block away from the transit center, and or screws will come loose from the walls, windows, doors, and ceiling. When your running late the bus is early, when you are early the bus is running late.
Woman 1: What is the cheapest way to get around in the metroplex?
Woman 2: Ride DART all day with a day pass
Man 1: My car broke down!
Man 2: Well get on DART, Here, go with my pass form yesterday, they don't care.
Man 1: Hell...NO... I tried to get smart with the bus operator one day and she went all DART on my ass.
Woman 2: Ride DART all day with a day pass
Man 1: My car broke down!
Man 2: Well get on DART, Here, go with my pass form yesterday, they don't care.
Man 1: Hell...NO... I tried to get smart with the bus operator one day and she went all DART on my ass.
by DARTRIDER July 30, 2009
1. Keith says, "Look at that dude with them mix-matched shoes." Simon says, "Keith, you are such a DART."
by LOLLOL October 15, 2006
A term for the collective physical, psychological and spiritual effects experienced by an individual listening to the bass solo of a Vulfpeck song. Whilst it is not well understood at this point, most physicians agree that it is probably caused by the inability of the human body to process so much God damn funk.
Symptoms include euphoria, shortness of breath, temporary loss of sight (except in blind people, who may experience a temporary restoration of sight), type II diabetes, the inability to control one's facial expressions (see Theo Katzman), abdominal pain of no significance, the loss of motivation to keep playing bass, and in extreme cases, an actual heart attack.
Symptoms include euphoria, shortness of breath, temporary loss of sight (except in blind people, who may experience a temporary restoration of sight), type II diabetes, the inability to control one's facial expressions (see Theo Katzman), abdominal pain of no significance, the loss of motivation to keep playing bass, and in extreme cases, an actual heart attack.
"I've tried listening to the new Vulfpeck album, but I can't get through it without having a total Dart Attack"
by ThatShieldsGuy December 11, 2016
Highly entertaining, yet subsequently illegal, outdoor game involving heavy, sharp metal objects being thrown great distances at hoops placed on ground.
by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004
by Udorri July 21, 2021
A game that is played among friends, where they sit in a circle and each person takes turns throwing a raw 28lb chicken from you local grocery store onto the player sitting across from the throwers penis ( or strap on if the friend is a girl). 5 points are awarded if the chicken lands on the penis, 10 points are awarded if the player ejaculates into the chicken.
by ButtDartsWorldChamp February 04, 2022
Bro 1: hey bro were you darting mitt last night?
Bro 2: yeah bro I fingered her for a while then she game me head
Bro 2: yeah bro I fingered her for a while then she game me head
by Coochie man 2 October 08, 2020