dickens

Euphemistic expression for the devil. Used in mild oaths.
Also spelt dickins/Dickens.

What the dickens!
Hurts like the dickens!

by Hazazel September 28, 2006

Charles Dickens

A popular author and street fighter, Charles Dickens grew up in the 1800s writing books and punching townfolk in the face. Died in 1870 after choking on a book.

A selection of the more popular books written by Charles Dickens:

• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book

by kleptonin April 25, 2004

Dickenbocker

Noun: A total dick.

A dickenbocker excels in such talents as cutting you off on the highway, disrespecting your friends, walking away while you ask a question, or trying to steal your credit card number. It is customary to elect a Dickenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.

Regional note: In New England a dickenbocker is sometimes referred to as a dickerbocker.

Etymology: From the German phrase "Summieren Sie Dikkenbaachūr"

That dude just spilled his beer all over me and didn't say anything. What a dickenbocker.

by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009

Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.

Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.

by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009

Dickening

A complete destruction of all traces of innocence by means of a relatively large dick. Can also destroy other things. Like vaginas and assholes

Wow. Tailor is leaking shit everywhere. Her ass must have seen the dickening last night

by Old dicker January 11, 2017

Dickenballs

Something a Marcus would like

Marcus likes dickenballs

by OFFDAKOOLAID September 23, 2019

Dacket

A sex offender that prowls on 9 year old boys. Dacket has a giant box head and a retarded voice. He is a Mario fanboy, and hates black people and girls.

Person 1 “What was that noise? It sounded like a little boy screaming!”

Person 2 “It was definitely Dacket, because you could hear the retarded screeches and racial slurs.”

by FruityFruquetto October 11, 2019