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Crushing Cans

When two people with breasts engage in intimate sexual activity facing or on top of each other with their breasts grazing and grinding against each other.
It felt so great when we were crushing cans this morning.
by Lololololoh February 28, 2023
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candy crushing

Verb.
When a person is lying on their front playing Candy Crush and someone sits on them.
Gah! Dude! Get off. Stop candy crushing me!
by loirão July 16, 2014
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Poetic Cussing

The mixture of foul words and Shakespearean words tied in together to create a poetic poem or piece. There is sometimes rhyming among the words.
Poetic Cussing - The mixture of foul words and Shakespearean words tied in together to create a poetic poem or piece. There is sometimes rhyming among the words.

Example:

“Swear”

Written by Psalmist

A day can suck.

A day can blow.

It can go to hell

or go to shit.

You can screw it

— you can fuck it.

It can be damned like a soul.

It may kiss your ass, if you give it permission.

Or fuck you in the same ass once it’s been presented.

It can shit on you,

piss on you;

a day can be a bitch.

When you think about it, a day can be all kinds of expletives.

A day can be pretty damn insensitive,

perverse, uncouth, reprehensible,

lascivious, immoral, without principal,

improper, indiscreet, a libertine,

vulgar, crude, ribald, lewd, deranged.

A day can be all of these things.

But just you wait, because tomorrow,

I swear,

it could be inexplicably chaste.

All credit is given to the person who wrote it and I do not claim that I wrote the poem.
by Vonicity May 7, 2020
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NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY

This prestigious day is celebrated on September 27th. This day honors the founding father of this tradition known as Jennifer. The act of leaf crushing all began when Jenny came upon a perfectly dry leaf and decided to crush it, receiving all the pleasures of the sonorous crunch the leaf made as it became one wit the ground.
Surprise motherfoker!
HEY JENNY, HAVE A GREAT NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY!
by CACA1617 November 23, 2019
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Cusping

The word Rick said in the party episode of Rick and Morty that we all looked up.
The only adventure you are going on tonight is your cusping manhood.
by Radikid March 9, 2018
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cussing

cussin is another way of sayin bad mouthing people
"your shoes are ugly, and you think u gangsta. get out my face."
"gurl, stop cussing me"
by babyphat midget muffin January 10, 2005
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soul-crushing

adj., used to describe a demeaning, overwhelming, deadly boring, or otherwise psychologically damaging corporate job...
"Working for Slowcubicledeath.com was sucking my humanity out... after the latest death march I decided to ditch that soul-crushing place and get myself a nice job at Microsoft."
by Anna South May 16, 2007
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