Baggy Curtains

When a females' labia minora is very stretched and so resembles a pair of Baggy Curtains
Female
Q.
"Did it feel good"?

Male
A. "Hell yeah, I was wearing your Baggy Curtains like hunting cap flaps they so long!"
by APPLEBY-QUOTES October 04, 2008
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Curtain Twank

The act of masturbating adjacent to a window behind net curtains. The performer can see out of the window while the public on the other side are unawares of the sexual act taking place.
Chris curtain twanked in his hotel room receiving sexual gratification from the fact that that the public outside mere feet from him were unaware of his depravity.
by howlingmadwilger June 05, 2015
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Fat Curtain

When someone is so fat that their shirt or blouse won't touch their pants but instead hangs in front like a curtain in front of their pants.
Billy: Did you see Mrs. Macky's fat curtain today.

Dan: Yeah it was like a cloth barrier for the wind that her fat rolls release.
by CrunkMagnum November 09, 2009
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Taconite Curtain

Taconite Curtain is a play on words from the iron curtain (meaning russian and the eastern bloc countries of the cold war). It refers to the slow progress and backward tendencies of people from Minnesota's great white tundra. The boom in mining created many cities along the iron range of Minnesota that have Taconite is iron-bearing rock that is mined in northern Minnesota.
Snowmobiles and ATVs are like candy to kids behind the taconite curtain.

Even after garnering fame, Bob Dylan was still despised by some behind the taconite curtain.

The new 21st century recession has had little effect on the constantly depressed cities behind the taconite curtain.

Behind the taconite curtain all kids knew was shoveling snow and playing hockey, and shoveling snow got old fast.
by mevdev May 30, 2009
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Shower Curtain

“Without this shower curtain, I would be flashing everyone in the house, but oh boy would they be stunned to see a 9-inch penis covered in body wash and water.”
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 23, 2021
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Close The Curtains

Definition 1:To commit Suicide/ End your life

Definition 2: to End or Discontinue something
Person 1: You and Laiylah still date?

Person 2: Yeah I love her to death, but I know one thing for certain, if she leaves I’ll Close The Curtains
by Jaiylor May 24, 2020
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bobo curtains

When you go to take a shit at work and the previous stall user left toilet paper hanging over the sides of the door so no one could peek inside the cracks.
Bob is so paranoid to take a shit at work he hangs bobo curtains up so nobody can peek inside and see who's there when really someone else has to shit to and is trying to see if the door is locked.
by Sgt Huggies February 25, 2018
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