currentize

Make something relevant for today's way of life; happening

I tried to currentize an otherwise bland outfit with a couple of leather belts worn stacked around my waist.

by savvy_much September 18, 2016

Currenti

If you have the last name Currenti you are sure to be Gay (especially when first name Sam)

Oh, your gay! You must be a Currenti

by >:)notEthan._. October 28, 2020

Wikipedia rip current

Extending the metaphor of "surfing" the internet, a Wikipedia rip current is the phenomenon of browsing Wikipedia and getting side tracked for hours by clicking related links.

I got stuck in a Wikipedia rip current, I started reading about the civil war then three hours later I found myself reading about butterflies.

by fmgugle4 July 22, 2011

Curran

Sexiest mofo out there, if your name is shannon you should totes bang him

Shannon: I would totes bang a curran

by Jackson mike February 28, 2014

Current Resident

To the hood rats on a mailman's route "Current Resident" is some one who "don't stay here anymore, he moved out last month." (Also known as "Occupant" and On some pizza ads "Pizza Lover")

"Mailman! Yeah, Current Resident don't stay here no more! He moved out last month!"

by KAMod February 3, 2010

Currentious

When water has current.

Guy 1: *Drowns in water*
Guy 2: I told him it was currentious there!
Guy 3: Yep.

by Tiger Mubarak November 1, 2011

Curran

The boy with infinite questions who must scream them louder than a f-15 jet engine 10cm next to your ear. His dick is so small that it makes Chase Tae Malnikof look like an average sized human.

That guy is so annoying he's such a Curran.

by Rain8002 September 27, 2022