Curfuckle

A negative mix of emotions that happens when everything in your life is fucked up

Guy: What happened?
Girl: I don't know, I'm in such a state of curfuckle.

by Vidman2002 September 18, 2016

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Curly Kneel

To get down really low whilst ballhandling during fellatio in homage to the great Corley Neal

Kelly: You like that baby?
John: No, no you need to get down lower. Curly Kneel it.

by Genitalien May 8, 2021

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Curly hair

That chaotic point between wavy hair and coily hair, where your hair just doesn't define any laws of physics and has a will and mind of its own

Curly hair problems; styling it is too difficult and takes too much time, but letting it be unsupervised ends up being even more disastrous

by ᴛᴇʀʀᴇɴᴄᴇ May 10, 2021

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The single curled strand of hair that remains after gelling back one's hair. This sort of curl is usually associated with someone who finds pleasure in other peoples misery. People who rock this hair style have been known to wear dark colored pin stripe suits, bowler hats, and reek of cologne.

The business man with the douchebag curl, leveled an orphanage to make room for a potential Wal-Mart Supercenter parking lot.

"Man....George must have woken up with a douchebag curl. He kicked sand in that little girls face, peed on that Ginger Family, and stole my root beer."

by Peacock Dragon December 8, 2009

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cleveland curlies

When ur wife finds a curly pube on the toilet seat from a party you had the night before.

Rochelle- One of your friends left his cleveland curlies on the toilet seat last night get in there and clean it up i almost puked looking at it.

Carlton- Im not cleaning that up thats some sick shit

by ALMAK March 18, 2013

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