man curd 

(n) cum; semen
aka
spunk
ejaculate
throat yogurt
baby batter
gibble
cock snot
etc...

"I blew a fat wad of man curd in her mullet."

man curd by Drew MacFerguson May 19, 2005

lemon curd? 

a term used to state nervousness, often shouted out as an expression, said after a state of confusion and as a 'spur of the moment' sugestion.

i.e.
Man: Yes sir, what milkshake would you like?
Glynn: Crunchie please.
Man: Sorry we are out of Crunchie Milkshake, could you choose another.?
Glynn: Err Errr Errrrrr....Lemon Curd?

lemon curd? by Andy Shaw February 7, 2008

Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger 

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with curds

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger, you should try it!"

Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Anal Curd 

Definition 1: Anal curd is the natural lubricant your body forms upon excretion of faeces. It is usually yellow in colour and slightly transparent. Often you will find the remnants of anal curd on your tissue after you wipe your bottom. (Usually occurs after a spicy or difficult excretion).

Definition 2: Anal curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s**t a little) or you haven't wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your bum cheeks. Whilst walking about and doing your daily chores, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste.

Example 1:
" I had a spicy s**t today and there was a bit of anal curd on the end of it."

Example 2:
"I'm not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there's a bit of anal curd in them"

Anal Curd by Papsalot January 11, 2010

Kentucky Cheese Curd 

The Kentucky Cheese Curd is a sexual act/game preformed in the bedroom when the Male gapes the female's asshole and puts multiple cheese puffs in her ass, and 1 single milkdud. Once this is achieved the Male subject then guesses how many cheese puffs she will fart out before the milkdud. If guessed incorrectly, he has to eat all of it. If guessed correctly, she has to eat it.

Honey, when you get home would you like to spice things up, and have a Kentucky Cheese Curd?

Kentucky Cheese Curd by Doug McCockiner May 14, 2021

lemon curd 

Rhyming slang for a burd (lady) in West of Scotland.

'If you were in the Oran Mor with a lemon curd.... '

lemon curd by jimbob_kite April 26, 2005

man curd 

1) "lumpy" semen, as though from a dehydrated person.
2) ejaculate that becomes lumpy after exposure to water, as during a mutual shower.

I shouldn't have come so soon after that race. All I could get out was man curd.

-or-

WTF! Simmons must have been the bucket man: He's got man curd all over him.

man curd by Chuck Sorenson April 13, 2007