by Drew MacFerguson May 19, 2005
Get the man curd mug.a term used to state nervousness, often shouted out as an expression, said after a state of confusion and as a 'spur of the moment' sugestion.
i.e.
Man: Yes sir, what milkshake would you like?
Glynn: Crunchie please.
Man: Sorry we are out of Crunchie Milkshake, could you choose another.?
Glynn: Err Errr Errrrrr....Lemon Curd?
Man: Yes sir, what milkshake would you like?
Glynn: Crunchie please.
Man: Sorry we are out of Crunchie Milkshake, could you choose another.?
Glynn: Err Errr Errrrrr....Lemon Curd?
by Andy Shaw February 7, 2008
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
Get the Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger mug.Definition 1: Anal curd is the natural lubricant your body forms upon excretion of faeces. It is usually yellow in colour and slightly transparent. Often you will find the remnants of anal curd on your tissue after you wipe your bottom. (Usually occurs after a spicy or difficult excretion).
Definition 2: Anal curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s**t a little) or you haven't wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your bum cheeks. Whilst walking about and doing your daily chores, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste.
Definition 2: Anal curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s**t a little) or you haven't wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your bum cheeks. Whilst walking about and doing your daily chores, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste.
Example 1:
" I had a spicy s**t today and there was a bit of anal curd on the end of it."
Example 2:
"I'm not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there's a bit of anal curd in them"
" I had a spicy s**t today and there was a bit of anal curd on the end of it."
Example 2:
"I'm not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there's a bit of anal curd in them"
by Papsalot January 11, 2010
Get the Anal Curd mug.The Kentucky Cheese Curd is a sexual act/game preformed in the bedroom when the Male gapes the female's asshole and puts multiple cheese puffs in her ass, and 1 single milkdud. Once this is achieved the Male subject then guesses how many cheese puffs she will fart out before the milkdud. If guessed incorrectly, he has to eat all of it. If guessed correctly, she has to eat it.
by Doug McCockiner May 14, 2021
Get the Kentucky Cheese Curd mug.by jimbob_kite April 26, 2005
Get the lemon curd mug.1) "lumpy" semen, as though from a dehydrated person.
2) ejaculate that becomes lumpy after exposure to water, as during a mutual shower.
2) ejaculate that becomes lumpy after exposure to water, as during a mutual shower.
I shouldn't have come so soon after that race. All I could get out was man curd.
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WTF! Simmons must have been the bucket man: He's got man curd all over him.
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WTF! Simmons must have been the bucket man: He's got man curd all over him.
by Chuck Sorenson April 13, 2007
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