Concussion

When you fucking a bitch so hard that hoe gets a concussion

James: I was with Ashley last night
Mark: Oh yeah? How’d that fucking go bud
James: Fucked her so hard I gave that bitch a concussion

by TMan69 March 9, 2020

Concussion

1.Mary's "crack up word"

2.To Mary: the worlds funniest word

ex.to stare Mary in the eyes and say CONCUSSION

by anonymous November 5, 2004

concussion cock

when someone with foreskin fakes a concussion to get out of a football game.

"concussion cock sucks"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

Cumcussion

1.When you ejaculate so hard you get a concussion
2.When you ejaculate so hard you slam your head against a wall during your climax.

Dude I had such good sex last night I got a cumcussion.

by JimDal December 12, 2016

Concussion Grenade

1.) An anti-personnel device that is designed to damage its target with explosive power alone.

2.) A type of fart where hopefully the Boom warns you before the Shock wave hits, usually resulting in holding one's breath and calling an O-ring repair doctor.

1.) "The perpetrator was neutralized by a concussion grenade."

2.) "Oops! Did u just hear that concussion grenade, quick plug your nose!!"

by Firehawk21_2001 March 17, 2014

liver concussion

When you drink so much, it's literally as if you hit your liver over it's tiny head with an alcohol mallet and it has a concussion.

If you have liver concussion you're probably hanging like a bitch.

mannnn I drank so much last night I got a liver concussion

by raquelley May 9, 2011

Russian Concussion

The Russian Concussion is when you are balls deep in a girl and smack her on the ear so hard that it starts to ring. Then, while she's holding her ear in pain, you cum inside her.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other week and she told me to slap her, so I gave her a Russian Concussion.

by Tommbo66 January 2, 2021