The Orgy/Vomit Conundrum

The Orgy/Vomit Conundrum, coined in 1963, is the predicament in which one finds that the point of inebriation where it is possible to overcome the social barriers and anxieties in order to suggest that people in a given space engage in an orgy is also the physiological state or tipping point at which vomiting is likely to occur. In essence, you can only suggest that an orgy is in order when you are so drunk that you're bound to vomit and ruin any reasonable chance of carrying out said orgy.

Man, last night I faced the orgy/vomit conundrum

by teeveeglare May 18, 2008

conundrum

1. answering someone with a pun

2. a dilema of some sort, can't be answered

also see <b>kunundrum</b>

The answer to the cure of aids is a conundrum.

by kdv July 8, 2005

cuntnundrum

when a priest is caught having sex with a nun, and he has to save face with his parish community

Father O'Thomas sure got himself into a cuntnundrum when he had sex with Sister O'Hillary Shea during bingo last night.

by MillsFokk August 25, 2009

Conundrum

A mysterious chemical that provides a high unlike any other. Conundrum is most commonly ingested in its liquid form, but can also be smoked, snorted, huffed, applied topically, or injected. Usually made with coke and rum and/or drank from an official "Conundrum" bottle.

"I was so high on conundrum last night that I hooked up with some random asian chick...i think"

"This is quite the conundrum"

by Point 5 November 7, 2008

cuntnundrum

Noun; A decision that precludes one from getting any pussy that night.

Dude 1: Man, I've got this awesome gig tonight across town, but my girlfriend is just getting back from a week-long business trip and is she going to be horny. I want to bang the hell out of her, but this gig could be our big break and if I go there's no way I'm getting any! What do I do?

Dude 2: Dude, that's quite the cuntnundrum.

Dude 1: I've got a final in the morning and the old lady wants to get it on. If I bang her brains out the way she likes it, I'll crash for sure and fail the test.

Dude 2: Last time I was faced with such a cuntnundrum, I banged my old lady and then begged for an extension.

by Paddyoski April 23, 2008

Kelly Conundrum

A threesome in which the sum total of two female participants is less than the age of the male

I’m pretty confident in my math skills so I had no idea that I’d end up in a Kelly Conundrum.

by earlytimes December 21, 2019

Eliansen Conundrum

When two people argue who has the best wit in the course and they are being over-polite to one another.

Guy one: you are smarter than me in this course
Guy two: no you are
Guy one: no you are...
The cycle continues until one side becomes exhausted and concede the victory to another.

Guy one: "Look, they are arguing over who is smarter in that course again."
Guy two: "ahh let them be, that's the Eliansen Conundrum and they will eventually figure it out."

by Communistnacl January 12, 2022