earlytimes's definitions

Kelly Conundrum

A threesome in which the sum total of two female participants is less than the age of the male

I’m pretty confident in my math skills so I had no idea that I’d end up in a Kelly Conundrum.

by earlytimes December 21, 2019

Cromartie Party

Happens when a guy impregnates both women during a threesome.

Both of those chicks are pregnant? Yeah the father is the same guy. Apparently it happened during a Cromartie Party.

by earlytimes October 30, 2013