Cumbersnatch

An individual who steals or "snatches" cucumbers for sexual gratification.

A chinese dish, comprising cucumbers and your cousins broad nose, often served in a broth with ciabatta bread.

Vegan body builders who perform snatch lifts whilst consuming cumberland curlers.

Most archaeologists are cumbersnatchers.

Person A: "Your sense of humour sucks asshole"
Person B "You fucking Cumbersnatch"

Man: "What is today's special Garcon?"
Waiter: "Cumbersnatch"

by theboobox February 11, 2020

cumberbitch

Someone who doesn't like Benedict Cumberbatch. It's a shame that anyone wouldn't like the amazing actor and the man with a smile to stop hearts. The best course of action when you see one is to, obviously, bring out a knife, stab them 69 times, and leave.

Bill #1 : "Hey Bill, don't you love Butternut Cri- I mean Benedict Cumberpatch?"

Bill #2 : "No Bill, that's hella gay."

Bill :1 : "Well you're a cumberbitch. *stabs Bill 69 nine times in the stomach*

by helloyesamgoodboy August 3, 2018

Cumberbatched

Word used to describe being under the influence to the highest degree. This word can also be used to describe a situation that you believe is just wrong and only the soothing voice of Benedict Cumberbatch can bring you out of the disturbed psychoses the event left you in.

"We bought 3 bottles of tequila and 48 beers last night and got fucking cumberbatched"
"Did you see the way that girl got cumberbatched by that mosh pit last night! That was fucking cumberbatched!

by TJRary June 19, 2016

Cumberbatching

The act of masturbating to Benedict Cumberbatch using a cucumber.

“Damn I had fun cumberbatching last night you should try it!”

by bluntboyz666 January 28, 2021

cumberbutch

A dominant lesbian with masculine tendencies and an inexplicable fetish to defile Benedict Cumberbatch with a 12 inch, studded strap-on.

Jade (gruff, manly voice): "Yo, you gonna tap that or what?" *Pointing at B. Cumberbatch's posterior.
Emily: "Nah, you go, cumberbutch!"
B. Cumberbatch (backing away): "Now now ladies, I'm not playing Alan Turing from Imitation Game any longer..."

by KillerAspirins October 29, 2015

cuumberbatch

Something markiplier said when he was boneing

You wanna feel my cuumberbatch

by Bigfartboi July 10, 2021

Bonerdick Cumberbitch

definition of Benedict Cumberbatch's name. because no one can remember his name.

i cant remember the name of this actor. i thinks it was something like Bonerdick Cumberbitch

by danyshow May 26, 2020