Cuban Missile

when you’re of Latino decent with and above average dick 6+ and you give some girl the long pipe

I gave my gf the Cuban Missile kattt

by NADEXE boaaa October 5, 2018

Cuban centipede

When you suck a shit out of a girls arse whilst Che Guevara does the worm on your bonnet

Did a Cuban centipede with my Will Smith last night and now I have the hunch

by Will Smoth September 25, 2019

filthy cuban

This occurs when you take a nasty shit and have to wipe excessively. Small pieces of shit paper get lodged in your ass hair and these become rolled up like a cuban cigar and are generally a nice yellowish brown color; thus a filthy cuban!

Man, I have a horible case of monkey butt; I have a couple of filthy cubans lodged in my ass.

by jakesony December 29, 2007

Cuban Time

The time frame that most people in Miami use for arriving for partys or events.
I.E. an hour or more late

"Dude, where is everyone? The party started at 8."
"They're running on Cuban Time, man."

by Scott Willson September 25, 2005

Cuban Time

The length of time, usually between 15 minutes and 1 hour 42 minutes, it takes for a native of Miami, Florida to show up to any specific scheduled event, such as work.

Rico got fired from work because he was always running on Cuban Time!

by The Lawrence June 9, 2007

cuban sandwich

A sandwich consisting of a 1/4 lb of ham, a 1/4lb of roast pork, mustard, thinly sliced dill pickles and swiss cheese placed between a sliced cuban bread. The sandwich is then placed on a plancha, or hot press panini which toasts the outside of the sandwich and heats the ham and pork. It is served on a plate and is best chased with beer, or a batido de mamey,Mamey milkshake.

That gringo in the post above did not eat a true cuban sandwich.

by Alberto_p April 29, 2006

cuban

One who hails from Cuba or of close descent.

I'm from Cuba so that makes me Cuban.

by DC December 25, 2005