cutsees

Something a person asks for when standing in a line, to advance in said line without waiting their turn. This is almost always at the inconvenience of the person being asked. Normally asked for by pretentious women or Jersey douche bags.

Hi, I'm really late for something would you mind if I get cutsees in line?

by ingloriousbastard August 4, 2009

Bare cuts

Mean allot of weed

Matt: how much bud you got there?

jordan: bare cuts

Matt: we getting blazed tonight!

by andy bates July 20, 2009

traffic cuts

Traffic cuts is when a motorist, either stuck behind a wreck or is unable to merge before their lane ends, who then either speeds up and cuts you off; or sits with their front end in your lane, turn signal on, forcing other drivers to either let the asshole "take cuts" or drive around them.

"Did you just see that asshat take traffic cuts in front of that school bus? Hopefully the diver got his license plate and is dialing 911 right now."

by wpb6969 September 7, 2013

Steve Cutts

a guy that makes short animated videos on youtube

I get Steve Cutts videos recommended to me at least once every year.

by meistheone December 14, 2021

nill your chuts

A switching of the first letter sounds in the first and last words of "chill your nuts."

Used to tell someone to calm down. Also it is in the same class as nill your chipples.

Late Guy: "I'm gonna be late for that concert!"
Instigator: "Your mom was late after I was through with her."
Late Guy: (ALL CAPS RAGE) "RAAAAAWGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Instigator: "Dude, nill your chuts!"

by mrrandom2277 July 8, 2011

sloppy cold cuts

The ass cheeks of a very large woman.

"when I was at the grocery store I saw a nice set of sloppy cold cuts"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

Day of 1000 Cuts

A type of bad day that consists primarily of mishaps and general problems that one knowingly has no right to openly complain about, either being too minor and inconsequential to be worth getting upset over or are because of that person's own poor decisions, until the person in question's temper boils over.

I overslept, I forgot to pack a lunch,I stub my toe on the way out, I have to drive for an hour while keeping a fly trapped with me in the car out of my face, I remember that I have to get an oil change, all of my ceramic pots exploded in the kiln because of air-bubbles in them, I leave my homework in my car and only remember until after I make it to class and then I have to sit in traffic in an hour, a firetruck overseeing the wreck taking up three lanes on the freeway. "Death by 1000 Cuts"? Well mine was a Day of 1000 Cuts.

by The Logical Fallacy October 4, 2018