Crypto Jew

1. One who has a secret adherence to Judaism while publicly professing to be of another faith; practitioners are referred to as "crypto-Jews". The term is especially applied historically to Spanish Jews who outwardly professed Catholicism
2. Someone who passes as white, proclaims they are white, yet are infact ethnically or culturally Jewish
3. Someone who is very stingy with their Bitcoin or Altcoin spending

Hey you know David is jewish right?
What? I thought he was Italian!
Yeah, he's a crypto jew.

by T.Hunter February 21, 2022

cryptography

converting information from its comprehenisble form to a nonsensical form that can only be cracked with special knowledge or a lot of free time. used in the military by ciphers that encrypt messages/information to be kept from prying eyes

The cryptography class that i am taking is fucking hard man...

by evanpopp February 23, 2006

cryptocuck

One who spams social media with screenshots of fake cryptocurrency giveaways.

"Oh no, Alice is again posting that fake screenshot from Elon Musk about crypto giveaway. "

I know, she's such a cryptocuck.

by urbanronin September 12, 2020

Cryptic Cunt

When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.

You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -

"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.

by Rhiannon Crave July 29, 2012

Crypto Criminals

Crypto Criminals was founded by Scamtec in 2019. This group of individuals are notoriously known for ddosing, doxing, swatting, carding and etc.
Crypto Criminals aren’t to joke around with as they will manipulate you to complete task for them. This group will make you write their name on your forehead and post it on their social media’s to gain clout. When contacted by this group do not further in conversation as they use a strategy called social engineering and use the info to gain a benefit from it. If contacted by a member you should be afraid because they know who you are and they want something from you. This group is a bunch of black hats that just want to f*** everyone over. This group was founded by scamtec just to manipulate and corrupt the com.

After FOX 11 first aired the story promo, members of Crypto Criminals posted this on their Instagram account this response: *Expletive* FOX, we beaming niggas for life.

by Scamtec November 23, 2019

Cryptidcore

A type of aesthetic popularized in 2014 by a tumblr user,The aesthetic has a vintage vibe dealing with myth's,folks and unsolved mysteries to man kind,The theme is kinda related between Cottagecore and Weirdcore.

Lets make the room have Cryptidcore aesthetic's!

by Clydish March 10, 2022

Quantum Cryptography

A common euphemism for gay anal sex between a student and a professor, especially when the student is the submissive (receiving) partner and the professor is the dominant (penetrating) partner. This phrase is thought to have originated at Caltech, though it has also become common at Stanford and MIT.

Gautam: Has anyone seen Andrea lately?
Navid: I think he's in his advisor's office... probably studying quantum cryptography <knowing look>
Jialin: Wow! They've been in there three hours!

by CallsItWhatItIs July 5, 2017